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Tiny Ghost Wombat

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fighting stupidity with fandoms

You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

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Reasons why this is a good idea:

  • Antoni and Hagrid cooking Hagrid’s pumpkins
  • Hagrid’s first shave and haircut in years thanks to Jonathan
  • Tan taking him to Madam Malkin and teaching him he can be gourgeus
  • Bobby reforming his house and adding some space for his creatures
  • Hagrid explaining Karamo how he was expelled and Karamo showing Hagrid he’s loved by every student and teacher
  • Ron watched Queer Eye with his daughter and joked they should nominated Hagrid
  • The makeover must be done before a new Triwizard Tournament. He wants to surprise Madame Maxime.
  • Fab fives invading his house and put in every giant clothes they see
  • Jonathan being carry by Hagrid the whole episode
  • Karamo teaches Hagrid how to dance
  • Jonathan wearing a robe. He’s killing it
  • Hagrid ends way too hot
  • Hagrid invites Harry, Ron, Hermione and their families to show his new look
  • Hagrid is a cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure and fucking deserves it
  • Also, Antoni loves bad smells

Who gave you permission????

Harry crying after seeing Hagrid's transformation because Hagrid is the Uncle that swooped in and saved him from his own abusive family.

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK

Thank you, I needed this