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starting to think those aren't mike n ikes in there

Senate has officially codified its dress code so that Sen. Fetterman has to wear a suit on the floor of congress. Here is the real, actual press release his office just issued about it

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for the dagger users amongus

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Is him!!!!

I have to do everything myself around here

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