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Tiny-asswipe

@tiny-asswipe / tiny-asswipe.tumblr.com

Hi Im 26 and dead inside but this blog tries to be funny.
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Mom sent me a facebook link to a PBS news hour post about how the anti-lawn movement is growing. The vast majority of the comments on it were stuff like this:

Most people are on our side here, even the so-called "boomers." We just have to be spreading ecological knowledge and practical means of creating useful habitat in back yards! Educate! Protect! Resist!

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lesserjoke

Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:

Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.

The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.

ā€œBritish writer invents time travel and uses it on One Jokeā€

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there are 2 kinds of mangaka when drawing: the ones that hate woman and the ones that love woman

And, guys...

i think ryoko kui really loves woman.

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He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle

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maxterian
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azzandra

In Romanian the verb "a toarce" means both "to purr" and "to spin wool".

In Romanian

the verb ā€œa toarceā€ means both ā€œto

purrā€ and ā€œto spin woolā€.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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kaijuno

For 2 days in a row I have seen this little guy removing leaves from my plant and eating them until he passes out. He's missing an ear, so he may be self-medicating his PTSD, but still, I think it's time for an intervention.

I'll let him sleep this time, but when he wakes up, we'll have a serious talk.

Found my fursona