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lizclimo

Thanks smol and strong one 💛🌸🍂

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tamtamdi

💎 ❄️💎Blue Pokémon💎❄️ 💎

Collected some of my Blue Pokémon gijinkas! Which one is your fav?

ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes

artenega

I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I’ll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, “This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?” and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap

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the-dwemereths-numidium

christiannightmares

The brilliant PreachersNSneakers documents megachurch pastor’s absurdly expensive taste in sneakers (Found via @JonathanMerritt; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/133005316771/megachurch-pastor-steven-furtick-wont-reveal-his)

gunsandfireandshit

Yeesh, I thought these were all b-list musicians but I guess people who go to mega churches are there for entertainment.

the-dwemereths-numidium

Dude, story time. I used to live in NC, we drove 2 hours to get to Steven’s church, Elevation. We got in, but barely. His preaching (to me) was subpar and it was mostly presentation , and it’s legit like a cult in there. So many people waving their arms, singing contemporary Christian songs and acting like the Holy Spirit went into them. We barely got in, and the service took 2 hours that was SO LOUD that they were handing out hundreds of ear plugs. It’s pretty much like a concert in there, especially since you can buy your own t shirts for the church. The whole place was filled with OVER 900 PEOPLE. My moms probably loved it as much as they do is because no one persecutes them for being gay, (which they call heteroflexible ) but I think Steven probably would consider being gay a sin if he knew that they were there. Needless to say, I’m not going back.

tinkili

That sounds scary to me. D:

#and screams panic attack for me oof #never understood those the holy spirit went into me things