blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that
This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen
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By now I’m sure most of y’all have seen this video but I just now noticed this:
Item: wrist-mounted spice holster. The Spice Bracer of Dionysus Jones.
How it feels.
I’m bad at art OP but here you go, in case you’re still feeling that way.
You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.
Girl help I've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders
You’ve started a land war in Asia?
You went up against a Sicilian when death was on the line?
You tried to invade Russia in the winter?
You consumed your entire platoons supply of Pervitin?
You believed it was butter?
you gotta include this photo
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This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.
“We’re Not So Different, You And I” - Part 54
What do these four have in common?
They died at sea?
Correct!
- Agnarr from Frozen died when his sailboat was caught in a storm
- Jack from Titanic died when the titular ship collided with an iceberg
- Captain Ahab from Moby Dick was dragged into the depths by the titular whale
- Songbird from Bioshock: Infinite drowned after being teleported into the bottom of the sea
Next:
What do these four have in common?
President of Earth?
Close enough.
- President Levy from Babylon 5 is the President of the Earth Alliance
- The unnamed president from Star Trek: Discovery is the President of the United Earth
- Her Excellency Chrisjen Avasarala from The Expanse is the Secretary-General of the United Nations
- President Lindberg from The Fifth Element is the President of Earth
Next:
What do these four have in common?
They all discovered fire/brought fire to humanity?
Correct!
- Maui from Moana (as well as Polynesian mythology) stole fire from the underworld to bring to humanity
- Prometheus from Greek mythology stole fire from the gods and gave it to humans
- Gwyn from Dark Souls scarified himself to light the First Flame and extend the Age of Fire
- Spongar from Spongebob Squarepants discovered fire by accident when lightning hit a log
Next:
What do these four have in common?
Types of flies?
Correct! (in a way)
- Housefly
- Fruitfly
- Butterfly
- Dragonfly
Last one:
What do these four have in common?
played a character called Master?
No, but you’re close enough. They’ve all got something to do with ‘Master’.
- Gary Kasparov is a chess grandmaster
- John Simm played The Master on Doctor Who
- Whitney Miller is the first winner of the American version of Masterchef
- Ajay Banga was the CEO and later president of Mastercard between 2010-2021
That’s all, folks! (…or is it?)
niktosphynx
the theme is avatar: the last air bender ?
died at sea (water)
leader of the planet (earth)
discovered fire (fire)
types of fly (air)
and finally the master of all the elements is the avatar
Correct!
Now that’s all, folks!
Thank you very much to @pikachu-says-peekaboo for helping me out, as always.
Annoy "realistic" gamers by insisting that all crossbows in your medieval setting are either pump action, bolt action, or breech loading.