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I have a bad feeling about this...

@tinea-rain

Mandy. 32. She/They.

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Anyone else just fascinated by all the cute floral patterns you can find on tea sets? Now I just need to remember to actually use the ones i own.

Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

nobody fucking appreciates me

I appreciate the fact that later in the evening, lactase is gonna grab the entire length of lactose’s structure with its active site and then break lactose in half.

Oh come on, like little milk sugar boy doesn't love getting his back blown out from time to time.

"The Haitian Bridge Alliance made the move after inaction by the local prosecutor, said their attorney, Subodh Chandra of the Cleveland-based Chandra Law Firm."

"Trump and Vance, a U.S. senator from Ohio, are charged with disrupting public services, making false alarms, telecommunications harassment, aggravated menacing and complicity. The filing asks the Clark County Municipal Court to affirm that there is probable cause and issue arrest warrants against Trump and Vance."

Coleus

The very last piece I've made for Eurofurence Artshow ❤️ it features the amazing @ insecte_subtil's kitty, Billie!

You'll be able to get this and many of my other originals thanks to the incredible @ balorkin who is gonna be my agent for the Artshow! Thank you so, so much again for this. 🥹

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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

While countless kinds of livestock dogs have been bred throughout the centuries to protect flocks and shepherds alike, the herders in this region have never found any use for canine help - oddly enough, their sheep still seem to be thoroughly content, fearing neither wolf nor thief.