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~Art, Animation, and Video Games. ~

@tinak0077

Just because I haven’t posted here in a while so why not a mega post?

I haven’t used this page in a while... Why do I have 500 some followers?

Overwatch 2 is literally the exact same game. I don't mean that in a cheeky way like people used to say about call of duty or mobas, it is literally the same game as Overwatch. Overwatch 2 and Overwatch 1 players get put into the same lobbies, same maps, playing the same characters in the same engine with the same look. All they're adding is a late-2000s style campaign that reuses the PvP maps, except even that's not new because they've already had that in Overwatch for like a week before they took it back out.

And no you cannot say they deserve to get paid for the work they're putting into the new content because they (the shareholders, not the workers) have already been paid a thousand times over by the recurrent user spending in the form of slot machine lootboxes that are so egregiously manipulative and sinister that they're getting banned in several countries.

$60 sequel with LITERALLY the exact same Multiplayer and gameplay as the original.

Free Update from 2012, 4 years before Overwatch was released. Same exact features were added that Overwatch 2 adds.

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*screams from the depths* HEHEHEhehehehheh

free soup

you’re going to be so, so cursed.

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I mean, that’s not wrong, we just eventually decided to start cataloging curses and naming them things like “amoebic dysentery”

why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now”

catch me bouncing down the ruined streets through the rubble and flames like

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help i have become wedged in rubble will someone give me a push? 

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YOU FOOL

shout out to the people who occasionally find and reblog this Superior version of the post

#not this time bitch

Why don’t we talk about how differently they run

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They’ve actually talked about that(not specifically about T'Challa and Steve), that Chris Evans has to do most if not all his own running scenes because they say his running form is really hard to replicate for a stunt double but it’s one of the things that sets Cap apart, Chris Evans particular type of physicality, and actually helps convey the “superness” I suppose of the super soldier thing.

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Chris Evans had to do his own stunts because he runs like a weird idiot robot

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The Cap we deserve

If I remember my biomechanics correctly, he has basically perfect running form. If you track his head movement there is ZERO up and down motion, meaning his entire energy is going to forward motion, making it 100% efficient.

Like, this is “good” vs “bad” technique:

There is still some waviness to that green line.

Chris Evans just has like….none.

Actually Chris Evans runs that way because he did ballet as a child. Most of the jumping kicks he does as Cap are based off of ballet form, as well as the way he runs and his massive upper body strength.

Ballet is a martial art they just don’t want you to know it.

He also runs with no forward lean which does not affect speed, but it’s rare

Remember kids, Cap says that ballet is okay!

I mean there’s a reason the spy organization that trained Natasha had them all learn ballet