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me on a date: do you like nicki minaj?

date: ew she’s a hoe and her butt is fake

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry I have to go home right now immediately

these people cant be real

stfu ^ jel

Every music video in the early 2000's 😂

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

i can’t

LAYLALUVV.tumblr.com

Someone needed to remind her 😒

Seriously.

there’s a special place in heaven for the teachers who make study guides that are exactly like the test

and also practice tests that are exactly like the test but different names and situations

Every music video in the early 2000's 😂

😩😩😩😂😂😂😂 like dead ass!

IM DONE WITH EVERYTHING

#DontJudgeChallenge goes terribly wrong for teenage Farrah Marshall of Pinellas Park, Florida when the teen attempting to do the YouTube challenge. The challenge calls for participants to mark their faces with “ugly markings” using make up or markers designed for the skin. Once the participant appears on camera with the undesireable, the participant then transitions into a more attractive person. The challenge has been heavily shared on social media and has been performed by thousands of people.

Unfortunately for Marshall, the challenge did not go as planned. The teen used a Sharpie permanent black marker and colored her entire face pitch-black. When the teen tried to wash the marker off of her face, the color would not fade. The teen then dialed 911 and was rushed to Northside Hospital. According to Marshall’s mother, Sarah, she will have to undergo skin graft surgery, removing skin from her back and buttocks to replace the skin on her face. “It’s truly a tragedy. Now her face is black forever all because of a stupid challenge. I hope kids learn from her mistake” says Sarah.

Sarah has set up a GoFundMe account to raise money to help her daughter fund the cost of surgery. Because Farrah will be having cosmetic surgery, it is unfortunately not covered by her health insurance.

I’m assuming the blackface meant the ugly part and then she would transition to a pretty white girl or sumting? Well that backfired and God is good.

Scent of a sharpie marker traps ants by disrupting their pheromone trails [video]

being shy and having resting bitch face is the worst combination because i look like a disinterested bitch but in reality i really want to socialize but i just dont know how to initiate conversation with strangers and also this is just my face

recovery is hard (via br-o-ken-poetry)

that bitch deceased

That person laugh is hilarious 😂

😂😂😂😂

The words of a generation