lets not forget this gem

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

interesting how you forgot 

and

ok but

and

hmmm and perhaps

and these ones too

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

excuse me but:

where would we be withour kermit

can’t believe y'all forgot

this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

I FOUND A KIM POSSIBLE DOLL AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT

via

THE SNACK MACHINE !!!?!

A weapon to surpass metal gear

I could have sworn the UPS one was the costume until I looked down

this is the hot dog man of destiny

once every 15.5 years this man will fend off all darkness for you

reblog in 12 seconds or you will never feel happiness again

holy fuck….. guys reblog for good luck!!!!!!!!!! after i reblogged this i got a cheque in the mail for $59028498 trust me it works!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

abstract portrait of Ray Liotta i drew high

Peanuts, May 15, 1953

do u ever just look at someone and get annoyed

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

-Jesus at the last supper

Amen

i am physically incapable of not reblogging this

Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times.

i really need to stop saying ‘mood’ to literally everything. first it was ‘relatable’ then it was ‘same’ - i need to actually give thoughtful responses to someone instead of instantly relying on the word crutch of just throwing ‘mood’ out there as if it’s a replacement for thoughtful human interaction