no idea why i looked up your url on tumblr. i havent lived in cleveland since 2016. yoy will make them pay
i already have

no idea why i looked up your url on tumblr. i havent lived in cleveland since 2016. yoy will make them pay
i already have
others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”
me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”
others: “what?!”
me:
this is the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators
louisiana is fuckin wild
Neitokainen is a body of water in Finland, which is shaped like Finland
Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)
Still think about “first day of standing lessons” regularly
Aging Gracefully
today i had dinner at my favorite little hole in the wall mexican restaurant and as i was leaving i made sure to hold the door for an older lady behind me and as i stood outside getting my uber figured out the lady walked back up to me very nervously and said “you’re gonna think i’m a crazy lady but it was just put upon my spirit to tell you this: you’re god’s favorite” and she continued to apologetically tell me how she doesn’t know what it means but she was compelled to tell me that i’m god’s favorite. basically what im saying is so long suckers
this would’ve been normal portland crazy behavior but i wasn’t in portland and she was just totally normal. except that she couldn’t ignore the voice of god telling her to tell me i’m his favorite
Telephone Sheep by Jean Luc Cornec
Oh these are the electric sheep the androids dream about
Don’t wait until Labor Day to thank the men and women who literally fought and died to give you the benefits of the society you’re living in today.
lately i've been feeling like i've hit rock bottom, but everyday it seems there's still a few feet left to go.
I hope there’s an afterlife so that whoever made this pot 2,000 years ago can brag that their cookware is so good it’s still usable literally millennia later. Something about this object being lost for centuries and then rediscovered, and being put (successfully) to its original purpose again is so pleasing to me.