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Is the owl video cute?

Rating: NOT CUTE

Cats have a very dangerous bacteria in their saliva that is fatal if introduced into the owl’s bloodstream

Cat saliva exposure will kill an owl this size if not treated within 24 hours, and survivors may still have complications limiting quality of life

Cats and owls should never be allowed access to each other, regardless of how well they seem to get along

I think some people just like to hear themselves talk, and some like to see themselves type.

It is absolutely insane to watch someone just decide “healthy” birds are somehow immune to the known bacteria species that inhabits the saliva of most cats, and also decide that birds just naturally produce salmonella.

I don’t even know where to start on the idea that hygiene is unnecessary in home cooking. Yes, you may avoid getting liver flukes from your unwashed imported veggies if you’re lucky, but you may also avoid getting a beef tapeworm from an undercooked burger at a McDonald’s.

My point being, the precautions taken in the food industry should absolutely be taken when you cook at home. Cooks in chain restaurants don’t just secrete cholera from their sweat glands and grow pinworms in their hair, you have just as much a chance of getting a food borne illness at home as you do dining out. Just because you’ve never gotten salmonella despite never washing your hands after touching raw chicken or eggs doesn’t mean your home cooking experience is safer, the infectious agents just didn’t happen to be in that piece of chicken.

Similarly, there will be some rare birds to get bitten or scratched by a cat and survive without intensive care. That’s not because they’re “healthy” birds, that’s almost invariably because for whatever reason, the cat’s saliva wasn’t contaminated with the gram-negative bacteria responsible for killing birds. These are far outlier cases.

Since most cats have this toxic bacteria, think of it the same as you’d think of a venomous snake. Would you think it was cute for a dog to be kissing a rattlesnake? Sure, the snake didn’t bite in the video, and of course the venom is only dangerous if the snake bites! So, that means the snake will never ever bite the dog, right? It’s totally safe for them to be in contact even though the snake’s instincts are to bite when it’s space is invaded? There’s no way an animal would just act on instinct in a seemingly unexpected incident, is there?

That may sound dramatic, but it’s exactly what’s happening here. Cats have an insanely high prey drive that humans more or less bred them for as they have been erroneously used as rodent control for thousands of years. Banking on the cat NEVER biting or scratching the owl is absolutely insane and irresponsible. Even if the cat just wants to play, they can very easily create a puncture wound too small to see under feathers. To be completely honest, the skin of a bird is so thin it’s very possible for a cat to break the skin by licking too roughly.

How about listening to people who actually know about this issue instead of making up a bunch of nonsense to keep the illusion of owls being uwu cute good pets.

Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now.

If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word.

So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons.

Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni . 

Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later.

It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles.

I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️

Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms.

“And my bed?” Yes, and your bed. “And that wall?” Yep. “And the armchair?” Yes, the armchair too. … … “And… the book case?” Y—

“And my home?” Yep, the whole apartment block. “And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.” Haha, it is. … … “But is it made of atoms?” Yep. “And… [best friend]’s home?” Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home.

“Is [yet another friend]’s home?”

Update from the other night:

“Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?” —Yes! Yes it is.

I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language.

Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?”

yep!

*runs over to her on the floor* *puts face up real close to hers* “HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

Beautiful. I love this.

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I’m proud of all of us. This was a TEAM EFFORT, and we DID IT. Everybody hit the showers.

I looked this up and it is TRUE, Bye Bye Bye has reached number 86 on the charts as of the evening of November 7th. Other top 200 hits include Talkin’ About a Revolution by Tracy Chapman, Georgia On My Mind by Ray Charles, and Fuck You Goodbye by The Kid Laroi.

Reblogging this again to add that in addition to “Bye Bye Bye”, the following are also in the iTunes top 100 right now:

  • “Party in the USA” by Miley Cyrus
  • “Celebration” by Kool & the Gang
  • “Fuck Donald Trump” by dropz
  • “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye” by Steam
  • “We Are the Champions” by Queen
  • “Dancing in the Street” by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas
  • “Y.M.C.A.” by the Village People (which is especially petty and hilarious because Trump used “Y.M.C.A.” as his campaign theme song)
  • “Philadelphia Freedom” by Elton John
  • “Hit the Road Jack” by Ray Charles

Absolutely outstanding work by the American people tonight.

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mr clean off the shits

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

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