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Time to Spleen!

@time-to-spleen

A neat blog with mostly original content! Lots of general and fandom specific nonsense posts. Heeadcanons, chatposts, things as vines, you get the gist. Fan of Marvel, LOTR, Harry Potter, Star Trek and more! As it seems, I’m currently incapable of talking about anything except Star Trek so if you came here for normal content, I’m so sorry. Please feel free to slide into my DMs if you want to vibe about interests we share or just chat! I can be found on AO3 at Fanfic_For_The_Void where I post all my story shaped nonsense
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A recipe for finding your story's plot:

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups of Things that must be in the story (this can be characters, specific scenes, settings, subplots etc.)
  • 1 cup of Vague plot ideas I may not use
  • 1 tbsp of Central Themes
  • 1 tsp of Ending (either happy, tragic, or bitter-sweet)
  • 1 tsp of Protagonist's Primary Motivation
  • 2 lbs of Brick Wall
  • Time, as needed

Instructions:

  1. In a large bowl, mix Things that must be in the story. Set aside.
  2. In a separate bowl, sift together Vague plot ideas I may not use. Discard the excess and set aside.
  3. Add Themes, Ending, and Motivation to a small jar. Screw lid on tight and shake until mixture becomes Conflict.
  4. Pour Conflict and Vague plot ideas into Things that must be in the story. Blend on medium until Plot Points form.
  5. Taste.
  6. If it is still missing something, smash head against 1 lbs of Brick Wall for one to six hours.
  7. Let marinate for one to 365 days. Add more Things and Vague plot ideas as desired.
  8. Smash head against the rest of the Brick Wall for one to six hours.
  9. Scream.
  10. Repeat steps 5 through 9 as needed.
  11. After sufficient marination, the mixture will form an idea. This will tell you what specific action must happen in order to resolve your story's conflict. Write this down and make appropriate sacrifices to thank whichever deity took pity on you.
  12. Now you have your conflict, climax, and resolution. You just have to figure out how to get there. Good luck with the damn middle section dork!!

what if i told you there was one user on the russian social network/ video sharing website odnoklassniki/oднокла́ссники that has uploaded nearly every movie ever from 1896 to the current day, mostly with subtitles. and including that has uploaded every criterion collection film in full hd with subtitles. for free. all hail ok.ru user fleurinna guta

they keep their films in unlisted folders so you cant just see them all on their profile unfortunately but ill provide links. also don't ask me why this user separates their films in this way, i don't know and frankly it confuses me too.

  1. EUROPEAN FILMS (sometimes includes west asian films?)
  2. JAPANESE FILMS
  3. CLASSIC FILMS (aka american and British films)
  4. "MISC FILMS" (aka films from everywhere that isn't the usa, europe, japan. sometimes films from the GDR are in here which is confusing again because communist germany was still part of europe)

this is a much better alternative to stuff like 123movies or bflix because there are no hot singles in your area or games that you wont last 5 minutes playing. hope u enjoy and let us all praise and embrace user fleurinna guta

oh heck yeah

ok.ru is always my go to for safer film finding and is great for hard to find gems 

so just verifying for anyone hesitant that it’s an alright site to use and you can use it without logging in as long as you don’t mind either hitting skip on the login prompt regularly OR just fullscreen a video to avoid seeing it entirely. 

Happy watching!

So BOTH my parents think that Picard is SEXY????? We were hanging out, watching some TNG the other day (S2E9) and a one off character called Picard sexy. I said “oh no Picard, is a deeply sexless dude” and BOTH my parents disagreed!! Said he was very hot for his age!! I can’t believe I have to kinkshame my own parents!!!

Oh my god. Years later. I am reading my own tumblr posts to my partner. My partner AGREES.

I once performed the ultimate power move of eating a hamburger in the shower.

Update: I ate some rotisserie chicken in the shower.

Update: also a smoothie, pizza and some tea

Update: cantaloupe

Oh god how could I forget fresh from the ove chocolate chip cookies

Oh man did I mention that I walked around for maybe five minutes holding a small pancake in my mouth just to eat it once I was in the shower

Hehe I’ve also eaten like two day old egg waffles in the shower

Caesar :) Salad :)

A crumpet!!

How could I forget a lovely slice of kalihim? (If you’ve never had it it’s a delicious Filipino bread type thingy)

I brought a thermos of chicken soup with me and drank it in the shower >:3

A nice peeled clementine :)

I also ate a ginger cookie from a pack of cookies that I drove an hour to get

…and a singular microwaved hot dog, no bun, no condiments

Made some pasta for breakfast and ate it in the shower :)

Ok bear with me for this one, but I had some mashed sweet potato that had gone cold, and the bowl didn’t fit on my shower shelf so I ate a handful of lukewarm mashed sweet potato in the shower (:

Singular miniature stale croissant <3

Frozen peaches and strawberries heheheh

How do I know I’m depressed again you might ask? Well you see, happy people don’t eat this much raw cookie dough straight from the package

Over the course of eight days, I have had two soul expanding squirrel encounters. 

First, I held hands with a squirrel, and then a squirrel climbed unprompted up my body. I was in fact holding a single almond at the time of the second incident, but I ate it before the squirrel could. 

I can now only conclude that I am meant to commune with the squirrels and learn great secrets.

I once performed the ultimate power move of eating a hamburger in the shower.

Update: I ate some rotisserie chicken in the shower.

Update: also a smoothie, pizza and some tea

Update: cantaloupe

Oh god how could I forget fresh from the ove chocolate chip cookies

Oh man did I mention that I walked around for maybe five minutes holding a small pancake in my mouth just to eat it once I was in the shower

Hehe I’ve also eaten like two day old egg waffles in the shower

Caesar :) Salad :)

A crumpet!!

How could I forget a lovely slice of kalihim? (If you’ve never had it it’s a delicious Filipino bread type thingy)

I brought a thermos of chicken soup with me and drank it in the shower >:3

A nice peeled clementine :)

I also ate a ginger cookie from a pack of cookies that I drove an hour to get

…and a singular microwaved hot dog, no bun, no condiments

Made some pasta for breakfast and ate it in the shower :)

Ok bear with me for this one, but I had some mashed sweet potato that had gone cold, and the bowl didn’t fit on my shower shelf so I ate a handful of lukewarm mashed sweet potato in the shower (:

Singular miniature stale croissant <3

SHIT, MY TEA!

I will reblog this post each time I forget about my tea and it goes cold

Well, you would not believe what just happened.

(September 4, 2021, 6:48 pm)

Aaaand I think today’s tea had sat forgotten for a good hour and a half.

(September 12, 2021, 9:20 pm)

Both lukewarm AND over steeped today :(

(September 29 2021 11:10 am)

Well, I made my tea, noticed it after two hours, then it took me another three after that to reheat it!

(October 5 2021 5:07 pm)

Yeah :(

(October 6 6:00 pm)

Unfortunately for this thread I’ve figured out how to not have my tea go cold! I just have to leave it directly in my line of sight while it’s steeping!

Well, you would not believe what happened just hours after my above statement!

(November 3 2021 3:30 pm)

Shit, my tea!!

(April 17 2:25 pm)

Mmm lukewarm water full of lemon balm leaves :(

(September 3 2022 8:37 pm)

My hobbies include

- Mumble vaguely to myself

- Giggle about jokes I made in my head

- Think about earthly creatures

- Tap on random surfaces

- Wiggle my body parts

- Glittery gel pen

- Eat snack

SHIT, MY TEA!

I will reblog this post each time I forget about my tea and it goes cold

Well, you would not believe what just happened.

(September 4, 2021, 6:48 pm)

Aaaand I think today’s tea had sat forgotten for a good hour and a half.

(September 12, 2021, 9:20 pm)

Both lukewarm AND over steeped today :(

(September 29 2021 11:10 am)

Well, I made my tea, noticed it after two hours, then it took me another three after that to reheat it!

(October 5 2021 5:07 pm)

Yeah :(

(October 6 6:00 pm)

Unfortunately for this thread I’ve figured out how to not have my tea go cold! I just have to leave it directly in my line of sight while it’s steeping!

Well, you would not believe what happened just hours after my above statement!

(November 3 2021 3:30 pm)

Shit, my tea!!

(April 17 2:25 pm)