Bring me a man whose sinuses are not congested and I shall show you yet another liar
Engineering academic research is a lot of: make doohickey, make doohickey, make doohickey, make doohickey BUT larger, make doohickey (secretly)
Walking anywhere with squeaky shoes is a form of humiliation
Cannot travel seriously with my feet sounding like two mice being intimate
in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us
its so evil that im the only person that lives in texas
/spawn human_man id:895_jerma 10000
this is a desperate for people to hang out with post NOT a jerma post dawn
/kill human_man id:895_jerma 10001
can someone in texas hang out with me now
/spawn entity:the_killer 1
Anonymous asked:
best advice i ever got as a writer was to pick a hobby that i hated more than writing and stick with it. i’m a runner now and it’s miserable and i Hate It and writing is so lovely in comparison. bonus: i’m in excellent shape and running gives you a lot of time to think about writing. i’ve solved a lot of plot complications while running.
This is such funny advice. Writing is so excruciating, you gotta take up Self Torture so that writing feels like a fun little break 😭
Are you struggling with being a writer? Well Have You Tried Poison Testing As A Hobby,
I've been chatting to people at the food bank the past few weeks, and every single person, upon learning that I am really into birds, has told me about a swan that used to 'terrorise' the town.
Apparently the swan went away a couple years before I moved here, but I love that every person who meets me has the same thought of 'Oh this guy likes birds, time to excitedly tell him about my encounter with an infamous swan'. Is this what it feels like for the people in untitled goose game?
Normally a dog off leash is not good but I think when it comes to ancient Hispanic grandpas and their dedicated tiny dog it is ok because they are bound by the invisible leash of dedication and love
I want to go to a gym where there’s like a task to be accomplished. Like grinding wheat and grinding those gains
A win win of sorts
fucking. what?
I feel like this picture really gives it context
you know how it is with spaghetti
?????
pasta georg?
While the internet can be flawed I do like that it allows me access to the minds of men who hold strong opinions on fast food sandwiches.
i'm genuinely curious after seeing a post about it so
I'm really glad I included the different degrees of certainty because there's something really interesting going on with the results which has remained pretty steady since I posted this, though there's obviously not enough votes to draw any sweeping conclusions yet
you just dont see guys walking around wearing nothing but a barrel held up by suspenders any more
If I was in a car right now I think I’d be honking the horn to make it make a silly little song