reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.
*kicks my feet playfully whilst lying on my front and lining up my sniper rifle*
this meme came to me in a vision. I don’t know what it means I just saw this vibrant image in my mind very suddenly and had to create it. enjoy?
I love it when media implies that Wizard is a species. I love the idea of a hominid whose place in the ecosystem is to kill shit with lightning.
Anonymous asked:
You can be a gnome if you want to
You can leave your friends behind
Because your friends aren't gnomes
And if they're not gnomes, well...
they should probably die
reeling back in disgust every time i remember that my favorite media is also consumed by the greater public and not only my small group of incredibly correct and incredibly autistic mutuals
Some sketches of my ocs… children of the Sea God. Anemone is eldest, then Malachi and Sei Cara is youngest. Anemone and Sei are mermaids while Malachi is a sea serpent 🐉🌊
I think we should start referring to historical figures with absurdly grand titles by the most prosaically literal translations we can come up with. Like, "Charlemagne"? "Carolus Magnus"? Fuck you, your name is "Big Chuck".
Jesus Christ? You mean Greasy Josh?
"Jesus Christ" is an especially fun one because while yes, it does work out to "Josh, who has been anointed (with oil)", if you chase down the etymology, khrīstós – and hence christ – more properly refers to the act of rubbing, without reference to the substance that's being rubbed on. Thus, you can make an argument that "Jesus Christ" is most literally understood as "Josh, who has been rubbed"; I have no idea how to render that into modern colloquial English, but this is Tumblr – I'm sure we have an idea or two.
Ground-Upon Josh
i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out
brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad
OP this is EXCELLENT
Yes I'm doing another flash sale. I'm doing $20 sketches until Monday!
simply dont monday
simply don’t tuesday
simply don’t wednesday
simply don’t thursday
anyone else ever take a shower and then you turn off the water and just stand there all wet
50% of the world agrees with me, to everone else i am an animal
gripping the bathroom sink, staring into the mirror: so many idiots have masters degrees. i CAN be next. i CAN.
Why is there strawberry milk in that bong?
dreadshredder
he’s gay
$14.99
i love you transgenders i love you transsexuals i love you transvestites i love you crossdressers i love you butches i love you drag queens i love you drag kings i love you people who arent afraid to play with gender i love you
