Dick : *pushing a shopping cart through Wal-Mart*
Tim : *browsing the electronics departmet*
Dick : what the hell Tim !? I've been looking for you for over half an hour !
Tim : over half an hour ?? in our local well-known shopping center ?? damn. . . you been awarded a medal yet for that type of investigative work, detective ?
Dick : whatever. just tell me where Dami's at
Tim : over in the produce section last I saw lecturing some timid elderly couple on the proper ways to wash their snap peas
Dick : the proper way ?? what even is the proper way ?? rinse with hot water and your done like there's literally NO other way
Tim : yeah. you would think. however you'd be wrong. you see we're all just a pack of gallivanting barbarians in that brat's mind. just stumbling our way through life. and all he wants is to "save" us
Dick : right . . .
Tim : *glazed eyes darting over the printed features of a laptop*
Dick : completely unrelated, but did you by any chance happen to catch up on any sleep these last couple nights Timmers--?
Tim : OH WOW !! a Samsung touchscreen 2 in 1 notebook ?? sign me RIGHT the fuck on up
Dick : I guess that's a no
Tim : you bet your ass that's a no; who the fuck needs sleep when you can have battery life for up to 14 hours ??
Dick : *tiredly checking the time on his phone*
Dick : I probably already know the answer to this but I'll ask anyway
Tim : go for it
Dick : did you see where the hell Jay ran off to earlier
Tim : Jason ?? yeah he went over to Subway to grab us all some lunch
Dick : he did ?? awwww ! that's so sweet of him to do without even asking 💖 ! you know he seems to really be turning over a new leaf these days 😌 I'm so proud of him
Tim : as long as he remembers to ask for lettuce on my spicy Italian sub then I'll be just as proud of him too
[ Meanwhile ]
Jason : how the fuck can the Subway inside of Wal-Mart be out of lettuce ?????
Jason : *dragging an employee up to eye level over the salad bar*
Jason : GO GET IT