The Full Collection of Pride Pun t-shirt designs to date

hallowed be thy ween

you’re gonna hollow out my what

your ween

What if the world… Were minecraft

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

This is what I’m reading btw

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power

i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft

Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience

this is a review of the cheesecake factory

please. just take this

A book crystallized in the ocean

oh mood

NO NO NO.

This was not crystallized by the ocean. People. No. This is why artist credit is SO DAMN IMPORTANT THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE MISINFORMED HERE.

Alexis Arnold is an artist who creates crystallized books. Her work is amazing and beautiful, she’s made dozens of these.

This particular one was not made by her, however, it was actually created by Catherine McEver - who was inspired to try it after seeing a show of Alexis Arnold’s work. It’s literally the first picture on Google image results if you search for “crystallized books” and she posted about it on her blog showing other process shots as she made it.

TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN ARE BEING DEPRIVED OF CREDIT FOR THEIR CREATIVITY BECAUSE THIS FALSE INFORMATION IS BEING SPREAD. FUCK THAT.

Considering how many times I’ve seen the uncredited post on my dash I’m finally going to reblog it, with the proper credits.

I looked her up and these sculptures are really cool like look at these,

Like they’re so cool!

#look the only version of the fountainhead that can actually be mistaken for art

omg. you. you are amazing and I fucking love you

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

would you trust him (i would)

wake up babe new jesus just dropped

“Love your enemies! For they are tasty! Prey on those who persecute you! In that way, you will be acting as true children of your Father in heaven. For he gives his waters to both the evil and the good, and he sends storms on the just and the unjust alike.”

We’re doing a side quest to save a midwife and persuade her to come to safety. Our fighter tries to seduce the midwife with a roadman impression- “hey fam, you got mad bunda” or something like that.

DM- “She pushes you out the window ”

Fighter, ooc- “ha. ha, funny ”

DM-“no, I’m serious. Take 8 damage”

At this point our tiefling warlock, who is with the fighter IRL, says, “I’ll use my dash to save you.”

DM- “That’s not how it works, both of you take 8 damage ”

I can’t believe we really forgot to celebrate c!Ninja’s birthday three days ago. Ashamed and disappointed.

Here’s a reminder that dsmp!Iskall’s birthday is October 3rd. We must not forget.

ISKALL?!

LOST YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT DSMP!ISKALL???!!

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME ISKALL WAS ON THE DSMP

I mean he wasn’t, but he was on call with Fundy on stream while Fundy was more or less in character and asking for tech support for his secret vault door.

So technically Iskall is a canonical DSMP character despite never having been whitelisted.

everyone do yourselves a favor and watch this vod

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

hi, fun fact! Trap the mouse doesn’t have a birthday because he was THE FIRST BEANIE BABY. Before Beanie Babies had birthdays, there was Trap the Mouse. Basically, he is too ancient for birthdays. Older than dirt, this one.

Oldest And Fatherless

shaun the sheep bisexual icon

WHHAT THE FUCJKSKS LMAKSKSKS

I looked up “Obi-Wan costume” to get some ideas for Halloween and—KSKSKDKSKAJJSKSK

What in the Sith-blazing-hells is this—?!

Guys, someone has to draw Obi-Wan casually going into battle in this outfit.

Imagine—

Cody, shouting: I said more armor! What in the Sith-blazing-hells is this shit?

Obi-Wan, arms crossed: My body is my own, Commander Cody, and I will wear what I wish.

Cody: No due respect whatsoever, General Kenobi, but if you so much as sneeze in that outfit, your ass is going to be plastered all over the holonet.

Anakin smirking with a holocamera out: A little late for that, Commander.

@forcearama I believe this could be of interest to you?

*screams*

couldn’t resist 

Shamelessly adding my own version to this lovely post because all Obi-Wan’s in this outfit make the entire 212th bluescreen.

art train art train :DDD

Obi-Wan walks into a scene with his clothes covered with a cloak, and…

Please tell me this is a joke

I will not.

I-

Roman sometimes I forget and think you're a normal person so thanks for the reminder ig

The rest of him is in Paris if that makes you feel better.

Why do I only learn the weird facts on this website

Obviously you aren’t looking for them. Lyndon B Johnson held meetings while using the toilet.

MCU fans are being very normal about the IATSE strike

the worst fandom.

fascinating application of death of the author: fan wikis which ignore any & all information that can’t be gleaned from the fictional canon in question so you end up w pages like

To be fair:

a. this particular excerpt is taken from the Transformers fandom wiki, and concerns Darth Vader specifically as he appears in crossovers with Transformers media, not in Darth Vader in broader media; and

b. the editorial policy of the Transformers wiki is not to disregard information from extradiegetic sources as a general rule; remarks like the one highlighted above are part of a decade-long running gag where the wiki’s editors pretend not to understand where human babies come from.

feeds angels communion bread like i’m an old person on a park bench throwing crumbs to birds

guardian angels watching over us but they’re perched on a power line

horrific biblical angel but when they sit down they become round and cute like a fat fluffy bird