Tildytwo: The Entildening

am i doing it right?

You are, we are so proud of you, putting this up on the big tumblr fridge

"A submarine has gone missing" : Oh jeeze, I hope they find those people.

"A submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Well, that's a little ghoulish but I can't blame folks for a morbid curiosity, especially at a monument to white man's hubris.

"An experimental cobbled together submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Well at this point y'all were just taking your lives into your own hands and also how is 'slapped together submarine' a legal thing that's real.

"An experimental cobbled together submarine full of the absurdly wealthy visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Okay now this just feels a little too on point someone has to be joking with me.

Using a Logitech game controller to steer. Practically welded themselves in so they can't get out even if the craft did surface.

Billionaires deciding to visit the watery grave of the POSTER CHILD of opulence and hubris, while piloting something you could cobble together in a garage using stuff you got at REI, then getting lost and probably dying. They literally named it The Titan. This is the exact inverse of irony.

Reblog and put in the tags the worst movie you've ever seen (that isn't part of a currently mainstream franchise, like Star Wars or the MCU).

STAR TREK (1966–1969) “Friday’s Child”

this fella shows up to your saloon, what do you offer him??

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

In 1977 I was 9 years old.

At a New Year’s Eve party at the house of a relative we didn’t see that often, I found myself up past my bedtime with the party in full swing. At some point I found myself alone in a room with a TV, which was the Holy Grail for one of six children. I don’t remember what I was watching before this trailer happened to me but I still remember the chill that went through my body at the scream. I’ve thought about this trailer many times and just assumed my memory of it to be hazy but looks like I NAILED IT. Looking at it now I appreciate the cleverness of the cut from a real kid to a scary head but luckily the wobbliness of the puppet has freed me from this trailer’s dark spell. After 45 years I am made whole again. Thank you internet.

this shouldnt be the funniest thing in the world to me but here we are

Making an important poll for my fellow Albert Rosenfield enjoyers, because I feel we need to have this talk.

Here's the image I'm talking about btw. I DON'T know where it's from though.

ALSO. Long haired Miguel Ferrer circa 1971. Look at him.

Don't quote me on it, but I think the bandana photo is from CHiPs.

they uprooted our boy

i'm so nervous about eating other peoples' snacks in their house. they could have a whole cupboard full of snacks and i would be too afraid to eat any of it because what if i accidentally eat a bag of someone's special flavored doritos and it's their favorite flavor ever and they stopped making it and they're also never going to make it again and i've ruined their life now

you have to feed me. like a baby bird

@teaandspite me, every year, at your house

Trektober Day 9 - Historical AU

Yupp! I went with plague doctor again, because it brings me joy.

Anyway, here Spock & Kirk are two gentlemen strolling the outskirts of town to get some fresh air, and this hermit doctor is catching Kirk’s attention. :>

Jonny Quest (1964), “The Curse of Anubis”

david lynch look like he's about to put a bomb collar on me as part of a mastermind plot to rob the sierra madre casino

spotted: Across the Spider-Verse references Everything Everywhere All At Once through a parody billboard ad

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

my cartoon for the latest New Scientist