I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.
Laika how did you make this that fast
Who do you think gave you the dream
Anonymous asked:
You have fricking juggalotastic armpits!!
i think i should start smoking cigarettes
wtf drinking is cool again
ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat
aphilologicalbatman
this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on
pepperland-timelord
Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer
I run a ytp sanctuary...yea a lot of them that once flourished 15 years ago tread close to endangerment now, so we do what he can to keep them happy and active here...oh look, that ones firin his lazar!! Haha he loves to "blahhhgh". It's a sign of contentment. We used to house them with the Kings but we found it was safer to seperate their enclosures on account of the threat of getting dinner blasted. Hm? Oh yeah thats Shaggys cage, he needs to be kept seperate to thrive because he keeps realizing we're the sherrif cuz we're out there and hes in there
peanotbotter
Ohhhh caesar zeppeli you done this again to my wine glasses
Let’s try answering this one (wrong answers only). I’ll go first:
It’s actually jello
Each glass has a hole drilled through the bottom.
Clear liquid at the bottom and the picture is upside down
The liquid just does that
Well yeah, if you flip the glass fast enough, then some liquid will be left inside! Clean up the mess and no one will be the wiser ;)
Not glass, clear silicone. Liquid was injected via syringe
Humor imbalance. Two phlegmatic and one sanguine patient.