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@tiinyranitar

Demiboy | He/Him or They/Them | 24 | I barely exist. Fallen hard into Madness Combat. Auditor kin. Shy AF so I don't really post or talk here (':
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tropacant

have some shitty chaotic pride flags ^^

check out the rest of the flags on my profile since tumblr has a 10 image limit lol as well as the fixed versions of a few of these cuz I’m big dumb

i woke up at 3:30 AM for no reason and i've never lived in the midwest but i'm considering making snickers salad because i saw a tumblr post about it

püdding

internet said add milk

whip cream

עפל

the dogs have woken up to stare blearily at me. they're not even begging for food they're just judging

thank you for your support 🫡

you know there’s actually something really satisfying about the meaty “thwap” sound of apple bits slapping against the apparently taut surface of some kind of unholy pudding/milk/whipt cream hybrid

oh kevin perjurer we’re in it now

critics are raving!

my ex was a goth influencer and once upon a time we went to salem massachusetts (of the salem witch trials) and she got recognized by multiple people off the street and like. in hindsight that's kind of charming? like yeah i guess this is the place where people would know goth microcelebrities. where else in the world. this isn't related to the snickers btw

@feraladoration tbh as soon as i saw the poll for which midwestern food was most disgusting i really thought snickers salad sounded kind of passable so i immediately shuffled off to target, zombie-like, in order to buy pudding and apples

this was like a couple weeks ago and ever since i've just been waiting to be activated like some kind of foreign food concoction sleeper agent

my cat thinks i'm making her breakfast and is now trying to climb my legs to get to the snickers salad

i’m not really sure what the snickers to apple ratio is supposed to be here i’m just following my heart

snickers salad sweep!!!!!!!!!!!!

update: whole bag

the unknowable cries of the human soul

for maximum comedic effect i just want you all to know that i haven't tried this at all while i work on it. i want it to be a surprise

update: poured myself a bowl, got distracted by making this post and put it down somewhere adn now i don't know where. dangerous game to play with multiple large dogs in the house

all right lads. its time

its bad

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disteal

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

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disteal

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

octopus 2022 wrapped

this year you disguised yourself as:

coral 10023 times

ocean floor 8064 times

coconut shell 244 times

various fish 196 times

scuba divers long lost wife 12 times

[TD: “What’s your TumblrClan Name?

1.First letter of your URL:

A - Crab

B - Shoelace

C - Sexy

D - Blog

E - Dash

F - Yippee

G - Tag

H - Skeleton

I - Like

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K - Furry

L - Discourse

M - Blorbo

N - Effervescent

O - EeebyDeeby

P - OP

Q - Color-Theory

R - Anon

S - Cringe

T - Connecticut

U - Block

V - Posts

W - Sky

X - Staff

Y - Blaze

Z - Apollo

2. Last number of your follower count:

0 - Callout

1 - Plinko

2 - Thursday

3 - MeowMeow

4 - Con

5 - Core

6 - Sexyman

7 -Superhell

8 - Sunday

9 - Georg /End ID]