I think furry porn is hot, but I don't like have a fursona and I'm not super into the whole subculture. Is it cool if I just get off to some bat ladies sometimes or am I poser?
are you asking for my blessing to jack off to furry porn
“well you’ll never technically be a REAL man” not what your father said to me last night. Or your mother.
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Fuck you relationships are determined by the people in them not by anyone else
disco elysium fanfiction is great because its either "kim and harry must uncover a series of increasingly complex murders while the city of Revachol waits for the revolution with bated breath" or "harry discovers he's into piss and begs everyone in the precinct to use him as a urinal" and really both are equally plausible. perhaps in the same universe, even
im sorry @brutalismgirl but i conjured that prompt from my own beautiful mind
not unfollowing a mutual who hasnt posted in 9 months out of loyalty and love like a widow still setting a place at the dinner table for her husband who died in the war
They’re lost at sea. They might come back.
[ID: Updated 10 years ago /end ID]
“for no reason?” excuse me the reason is because it fucks next question
the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood
hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system
i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do
this isnt a hot take just a story about me being 10 and having just discovered fandom content and i thought to myself “oh i wonder if there is fandom content for my favorite movie the lorax!” and you know what. there was
Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76
That's her, btw
She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.
Diversity win! Icon for indecision comes out as bisexual!
"i think i hauve covid" was a culturally significant utterance, but an equally important part of that tweet was "38 y/o gf who still says sweet summer child" and the fully realized person that phrase can conjure in your mind
Obsessed with this girl. Queen shit.
"The entire bar is empty!" Because they were closing. And you came in late.
Ahahah, guys I put my jeans on this morning that have holes in and one of the holes lines up perfectly with my tattoo 😭
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