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Aaaaugh J 26 he/him I post random shit if you're a terf please go jump up your own ass

disco elysium fanfiction is great because its either "kim and harry must uncover a series of increasingly complex murders while the city of Revachol waits for the revolution with bated breath" or "harry discovers he's into piss and begs everyone in the precinct to use him as a urinal" and really both are equally plausible. perhaps in the same universe, even

im sorry @brutalismgirl but i conjured that prompt from my own beautiful mind

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the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

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hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system

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i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do

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this isnt a hot take just a story about me being 10 and having just discovered fandom content and i thought to myself “oh i wonder if there is fandom content for my favorite movie the lorax!” and you know what. there was