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facts-i-just-made-up
jaydhdlmnop asked:

What should you do if you pissed off a wizard (urgent)?

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facts-i-just-made-up answered:

Depends on the type of wizard:

  • Ozite- Tie their curtain in place so they can't get out.
  • Pinball- Flood the area with Rex brand canned beans.
  • Electric- Unplug them, Electric Wizards are weak unplugged.
  • Nintendo- Use a power glove, it's so bad.
  • Maiar- Throw them in a pit. They'll return with big boobs.
  • Lizard- Offer them a royal gizzard.
  • Coastal- Complain to Hasbro.
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looking-for-wisdom

marcille and laois are the in-law content I’ve needed. no more shitty sibling in-law tropes, now we focus only on the intense shared grief that comes from loving someone with every cell of your body

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braininatankwithalaptop

I like to imagine Marcille deals with her grief of outliving Falin (her wife) and Laois (her platonic soulmate) by looking for new friends that are just as weird/obsessive as the Touden siblings. Through this process of finding generations of weirdos she starts to notice genetic patterns and similarities to the point that she "discovers" autism. She names it Touden syndrome though.

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cabalt

Getting a bit sick of all the "ooh I'm so glad Laios has a soft body!" "Laios is built like an average guy" style posts. Because he doesn't and isn't.

Laios is built like a fucking professional wrestler. He isn't like, super chiseled or anything but he does not have an "average" body, he his built like someone who does a LOT of physical effort and training.

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master-thief-gray-shadow

Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.

Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him

#LOLOLOL#it’s deffo bc he’s a single dad#who actually cares about his kids might i add
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yardsards

you start watching dungeon meshi and you see how marcille acts and it's like "great... another show where the girl character is fussy and dramatic and easily grossed out compared to her male counterparts :///" and then you continue watching and meet other female characters who are not at all like that and it's like "ah, she's not like that because she's a girl, she's like that because she's italian"

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funnywormz

obsessed with how ryoko kui sometimes draws falin wearing these shirts with the images of her skeleton chilling in the dragon's stomach. it's so fucking real. if i'd been eaten by a dragon i would 100% wear shirts like this too

edit: ID added courtesy of @princess-of-purple-prose ! thank you!

[ID: Art of Falin from the Dungeon Meshi extras. She's shown smiling and wearing similar graphic T-shirts which feature a skeleton relaxing within a stomach as a clock floats beside it. End ID]