Bangalore is bae

My sexuality: Bangalore from Apex Legends saying “Don’t miss, I won’t” in that husky voice.

Me when I hear something downstairs when I’m in the house on my own:

Connor : [Puts hand on Hank’s eyes] Guess who?

Hank: It’s either Connor or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Connor : [Takes hands away] It’s Connor!

Hank: Damn it.

Two Gods that deserve way better than what Marvel has given them

Me @ that one buzzfeed writer

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. by Taika Waititi

REBLOG this if you want a movie about Loki

leaving the theater after Infinity War

Going to see Infinity war:

Five minutes into the movie:

Basically

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

Lesbian Trickster Goddess

Excuse me, that’s BISEXUAL Trickster Goddess, thank you very much

Represent

Reblog the Bisexual Trickster Goddess for a bountiful harvest and encourage representation of Bisexual people 

*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*

Fuck I have homework

you see what i mean

Fuck I cant remember if I had homework or not

this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time

goddammit

reblog every sunday to save a life

-_-

OH SHIT CALCULUS HOMEWORK

Struggling to do my hw right now……

I can’t print my homework until tomorrow morning ;-;

tbh I’m doing everything I don’t need to be doing and nothing I have to do

Stairs are tough.

I THOUGHT THERE WAS JUST ONE BUT THEN THERE WERE MORE!!

Psychic: *reads my mind* Me: Did You take him to the pier in Santa Monica forget to bring a jacket wrapupinhimlikeyawannedto