What the ever living fuck
The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely
FUCK NOT THIS AGAIN

What the ever living fuck
The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely
FUCK NOT THIS AGAIN
Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.
I’m making bread
bread boys
my sons!
Richie Tozier has literally forgotten his entire briefcase at home before, but he has never, ever, forgotten to kiss his husband before leaving; not once in all fourteen years of their marriage.
Who’s your go to person when you want to be cuddled? Talkin full on little spoon, engulfed in a blanket and all
Bill!
-Eddie
Mason is such a cutie! Do you talk a lot with him?
I do! I text him all of the time, but sometimes I’m reminded I have to put my phone down and be a little more in the moment because I easily get swept up in conversation with him.
-Eddie
I would have paid real money to see Nic Hamilton wearing the pink jacked in the first movie
stan, raising his voice slightly so that he can speak to richie from the other side of the aisle: do you want some chips?
richie, yelling: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
Eddie: eats glue
Bill: colors perfectly inside the lines
Mike: naps even when it isn’t nap time
Richie: steals crayons from other kids
Beverly: everyone wants to be her friends because she packs the best lunches and trades it out a lot
Ben: his teachers want to send him to kindergarten early because he already can count to 20 and say his ABC’s correct forward and backward
Stan: hits the kid who steals his crayons
ok but 15-16 year old richie who’s just hit this major growth spurt and just cannot grasp that he’s not smol anymore. he still runs and tries to jump into mike’s arms and is very confused when they both fall. still tries to climb into ben’s lap turning movie night and doesn’t understand why ben cant see. still begs bill for piggybacks and gets annoyed when bill refuses because richie’s feet would “still touch the damn ground” even on bill’s back.
eventually they have to sit him down and have The Talk. AKA, the “you are almost six feet tall, please acknowledge this” talk.
Tony: Damn, the power went out
Peter: Don’t worry, Mr. Stark, I got this!
Peter: *Shakes rapidly and stomach starts to illuminate*
Tony: WHAT-
Peter: I swallowed a flashlight
Tony: *On the verge of cardiac arrest* WHY WOULD YOU-
reblog if you were put on this earth with the purpose of loving tony stark
Stephen: *reblogs*