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Loser Lover

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Richie Tozier has literally forgotten his entire briefcase at home before, but he has never, ever, forgotten to kiss his husband before leaving; not once in all fourteen years of their marriage.

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marvel where’s my ten minute video of thor teaching earth etiquette to the asgardians???

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“this is a dog”

[a bunch of hands fly up]

“you cannot ride it, it is too small”

[all hands go down]

I will never stop reblogging this every single time it reappears on my dash

Richie holding a fake gun up to Eddies head: what are your last words ?!
Eddie: do it pussy
Richie, slowly putting down the fake gun: bro are you alright
Eddie, hyperventilating: absolutely not
Anonymous asked:

Mason is such a cutie! Do you talk a lot with him?

I do! I text him all of the time, but sometimes I’m reminded I have to put my phone down and be a little more in the moment because I easily get swept up in conversation with him. 

-Eddie

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stan, raising his voice slightly so that he can speak to richie from the other side of the aisle: do you want some chips?

richie, yelling: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

The Cast of IT as preschoolers

Eddie: eats glue

Bill: colors perfectly inside the lines

Mike: naps even when it isn’t nap time

Richie: steals crayons from other kids

Beverly: everyone wants to be her friends because she packs the best lunches and trades it out a lot

Ben: his teachers want to send him to kindergarten early because he already can count to 20 and say his ABC’s correct forward and backward

Stan: hits the kid who steals his crayons

ok but 15-16 year old richie who’s just hit this major growth spurt and just cannot grasp that he’s not smol anymore. he still runs and tries to jump into mike’s arms and is very confused when they both fall. still tries to climb into ben’s lap turning movie night and doesn’t understand why ben cant see. still begs bill for piggybacks and gets annoyed when bill refuses because richie’s feet would “still touch the damn ground” even on bill’s back.

eventually they have to sit him down and have The Talk. AKA, the “you are almost six feet tall, please acknowledge this” talk.

Tony: Damn, the power went out

Peter: Don’t worry, Mr. Stark, I got this!

Peter: *Shakes rapidly and stomach starts to illuminate*

Tony: WHAT-

Peter: I swallowed a flashlight

Tony: *On the verge of cardiac arrest* WHY WOULD YOU-