Seriously, you guys, I am in very, very dire financial straits and I truly need money.

Please commission me.

I will write you things, you won’t be giving out charity, but I need the work and I need it very soon.

Please help me out!

I really, really don’t want to do this but at this point I have no other options.

Somebody got access to my social security card and my payments are now completely cut off. The social security office is doing a fraud investigation, but while that’s going on, I will not be able to collect any of my social security money and that is the only income keeping us afloat for the month. I am physically disabled and can’t work, so this loss of all my money will mean that we can’t afford any of our living expenses.

If you have anything to spare, even the smallest amount counts, please consider donating to my paypal at campbellrossalex@gmail.com. I would truly, truly appreciate it because I’m out of options. If you can’t donate, then please reblog and signal boost if you can.

If it helps to feel a little less like you’re giving something for nothing, I’ve decided to open up writing commissions in the hopes that it might spur on some donations, so let’s do this.

How much?

$1.00 for every 100 words, so 25 dollars nets you a 2.5k wordcount. If I end up going a little over or under your preferred wordcount, we’ll round down to the nearest dollar amount; for example, you ask for 500 words and I give you 537, you still pay the original 5 dollars.

What can I get?

Anything. Seriously, anything. While I can’t 100% guarantee that I’ll perfectly capture the intricacies of your OC’s personality or the extensive lore of a fandom I know nothing about, I’m absolutely willing to give anything a try so long as you give me a description of what you want or don’t mind if I ask questions. I’m willing to write original fiction, fanfiction, poetry, roleplay prompts, inspirational/motivational messages, love letters, messages in bottles, whatever you need. Any themes and ratings are okay but for sexually explicit content, I have to ask that you be 18+.

Fandoms I’m familiar with include but are not limited to Undertale, Life is Strange, Until Dawn, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Ace Attorney, Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra, Harry Potter, Tamora Pierce, Pokemon, Homestuck, various RPGmaker games, Paranatural, Warrior Cats, and lots and LOTS of anime. If something you’re interested in isn’t listed here, there’s a lot that I left out and didn’t think to add so please ask and see if it’s anything I know of!

How can I know what I’m getting is any good?

My winning personality and charming smile should be all the guarantee you need, but on the off chance that you’re a reasonable person who needs something a little more concrete, I’ll provide links that showcase a little bit of my writing skill here. Please check back if you’re hoping for more as when I finish commissions, I’ll be adding them here as well.

Lead-in to some original work.

Some more original work.

Roleplay prompts for Homestuck. (There’s a lot here and cover a variety of situations, so for a good look at my style I recommend you try trucking through these even if you’re not all that interested in Homestuck.)

Fanfiction for Zankyou no Terror/Terror in Resonance.

How do I contact you?

By Tumblr ask right here. You can also reach me on Twitter and Skype, just ask.

And that should do it. If you have any questions about commissioning me or my situation, please send me an ask and I’ll be sure to answer as soon as possible.