REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

This isn’t a shitpost I just really want this egg on my blog.

Give me… child

eGG

‪Oh wow it looks like Dan finally uploaded 😱‬

@danielhowell

I want to see something, Reblog if you're older than 13 and younger than 25.

there will come a day where i cannot reblog this

I still have 5 years to reblog this.

right in there

i’ve got time

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why you should watch jacksfilms and no one else ever

• asks his audience questions and has us ask some of our own in return • the only drama he has is with jenna marbles, to prove he has better dogs than her (which he does) • erin (his fiance) is the sweetest ever • he occasionally slips into a brooklyn accent?? y he do that • made an 18 second video making fun of homophobes?? the only true ally • writes actual good music and can play piano really well • has dogs named sundae and klondike • just a generally great and silly person who can brighten up even the worst days • unproblematic fav • has a dorky laugh that is just. so good. • has inside jokes with his fans • refers to his subscribers as the “fam squad” • dabs frequently • forehead

you forgot his addiction to the emoji movie

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

((HOW THE HELL IS THIS ON TRENDING?!?!))

SPOOPY SKELETONS!!! ILY

DID SOMEONE REALLY JUST FUCKING-

“Jeff, I’m pregnant…”

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip always feels like you are an unsupervised 8 year old who was given money.

top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in

number 1

number 2

number 3

Wheres the last 2 op

They died in plastic chair number 3

Fresh meme™

(picture is @goldphannie ’s at twitter)

good morning. 

i guess.

(x)

i know absolutely nothing about total drama island but most of the character designs ive seen give me the feeling as if i can grab them with my hand by their waists like

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you