demon gf that insists on making pacts for every little thing

"i will do the dishes... for a price (kissies)"

She's one hell of a gal

NIMONA 11/10 Movie!!!

It’s a shiny rock, what’s not to like?

I fucking adore amethysts. I don’t care what their “meaning” is…magpie brain like pretty purple rock. Adorn self with rocks. Be cute.

Hee hee hoo hoo shiny rock

I love hematite. It’s so glossy and black and shiny and smooth.

Also I love the word obsidian. It’s so pleasing to say. Ohhhhhhhhbsidian, the slow beginning and then the quick rush of syllables. Best word.

this is the teaser image and actual title of an upcoming horror movie, by a director who thinks cgi is overused and too fake looking already so it’s probably going to be pretty funny

This went from “funny meta joke” to actually top tier monster concept the moment I just learned that the gator is canonically made of bad cgi in-universe. It is created when laptops get dumped in the swamp. The characters will recognize that it is a CGI entity and it will presumably have powers and abilities in accordance with that.

This is what you call good game design

Nimona <3

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

to increase steel production 300%

A recent cartoon for New Scientist.

when u come over to the sweet nerd at ur concert's house and she turns out to be 10x cooler than you

Bonus:

true love (my take on the "sometimes i wonder what i taste like" meme)

messy bubbline doodle

dont let them out

sweet tunes 💓

I DID SOMETHING

A mechanical failure at a salmon cannery in Alaska results in the world’s biggest and shittiest slot machine pay out.

Its been over a month so shout out to the 196rs who stuck with this site and didnt cave and return to reddit. yall rock