“school is coming up soon, so get used to sleeping earlier” 

i like christmas underwear because it makes my butt look like a present you have to unwrap

Everybody’s talking about being a mistletoe virgin

I haven’t even seen mistletoe in real life

This is so cute

I will reblog this every time.

Literally this.

“it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful”

*the demon possessing my body blushes*

THIS SHOULD ALSO MAKE YOU ENRAGED.

POLICE BRUTALITY TOWARDS BLACK WOMEN EXISTS.

BLACK WOMEN (ESPECIALLY TRANSGENDER) ARE GETTING MURDERED, RAPED, AND BRUTALIZED BY THE POLICE AND ARE BEING BLAMED FOR **THEIR** ACTIONS.

DON’T SLEEP ON POLICE BRUTALITY TOWARDS BLACK WOMEN.

Her name is Miyekko Durden-Bosley and she’s 23.

The cop punched her in the face while she was in handcuffs and fractured her orbital bone.

http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/2014/12/no-felony-charges-for-seattle-police-officers-bone-breaking-punch-of-handcuffed-woman/

chillona , her name is in this version

Her actual orbital fracture was not enough up charge the officer involved, but Darren Wilson’s imaginary orbital fracture was a good enough reason to put bullets in an unarmed black man’s head?

Tell us again how white privilege is not real. Tell us how we’re supposed to trust you demonic crackers.

Trap music so fuckin lit cause niggas can say whatever and as long as the beat go hard, we won’t care. Niggas be like “my guns got caffeine, they my strappuccino’s”

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

being in a public restroom

being in a public

being

people adding things 2 my posts

your posts

ur blog

u

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

you thinking that comment was necessary

thinking

wen u zoom in

I love this post

love

It just keeps getting better

overused captions

Tumblr’s new layout

tumblr

the internet

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

Karen Salmansohn (via wordsnquotes)

dont ever tell me fifth harmony cant sing

LMFAOOO

LISTEN UP I GOT A STORY TO TELL

SO AT OUR SCHOOL THERE ARE NO PHONES ALLOWED BUT WE STILL TAKE THEM TO SCHOOL BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING IDIOTS AND TODAY THE CLASS PRES ALMOST RAMMED THE DOOR DOWN AND YELLED “HIDE YOUR PHONES THE HEADMISTRESS WILL CHECK YOUR BAGS FOR PHONES AND TAKE THEM AWAY IF SHE FINDS THEM” AND FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS YOU COULD SEE THIRTY FACES OF PURE HORROR AND THEN PEOPLE STARTED SCREAMING AND TAKING OFF THEIR SHOES AND PUTTING THEIR PHONES THERE, SOME PUT THEIRS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, A GIRL WITH THICK CURLY HAIR PUT HERS IN HER FUCKING HAIR, SOME HIDTHEIR PHONES IN THEIR BOOKS, A BITCH I HATE TAPED HERS TO THE BOTTOM OF HER CHAIR AND I HID MINE ON MY BRA AND THE EARPHONES ON MY SHOE AND YOU COULD SEE BULLIES HELPING THEIR VICTIMS HIDE THEIR PHONES AND ASKING THEM IF IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT THEY HID THEIR PHONES ON THEIR PANTS OR STH AND AFTER THE HORROR HAD PASSED PEOPLE WERE YELLING BECAUSE THEIR PHONES SMELT LIKE DIRTY FEET IT WAS AMAZING

let this die i beg of you

This is beautiful and shouldn’t die.

I SWEAR TO FUCK THIS HAD LIKE 400 NOTES AN HOUR AGO WHO MADE THIS BLOW UP WHO

a beautiful situation showing humans working together and co-operating

tbt to when john cena did gay porn

Obama drops the dad joke of 2015.