shirtsthatgohard
do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures
these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other
Penetration, my liege?
not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures
her curry has honestly got me cumin inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nitrates are incredibly high on this post
im feeliilng d,izzy
it's hot enough to fly an egg out there
the club got so crazy last night the dj let us all have a turn petting him
Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit
I swear to God if one more DnD asshole comes in here talking about "poison resistance" or "constitution" I am going to put a copy of every 5E book in a burlap sack, tie it to their ankles and push them off a very high bridge over very deep water
a good experience more people on this website should have is confidently bringing up some leftist talking point you picked up from tumblr around family members, only for them to ask extremely basic and predictable followup questions/rebuttals that you have no response to because you just internalized the three-paragraph post with 3k notes. this only needs to happen a few times for the lesson to stick and the sooner the better
this me.
you claim to be an anarchist but post this garbage smh
Arianna cheating with Spongebob is fucking hilarious
imagine having a wonderful wife, your highschool sweetheart, who stood by and supported you through your musical theatre career and was still sexually attracted to you even though you played Spongebob. Imagine having a newborn baby boy with the woman who tolerated you despite knowing you had spent hours perfecting the Spongebob voice
then ariana grande, the woman known for going after married men and then dumping them (and also known for her racefishing), approaches you and you are like "oh boy that sure sounds swell!"
this is who ariana is fucking, ariana saw this guy with his wife and newborn baby and was like "i cant not fuck him"
They should use his blood
They should use his blood to make mr beast ketchup
They should tear him apart and use him for mr beast blood ketchup
A little beast in every bottle. That would be the slogan
They should tear mr beast apart and drain all his blood out for ketchup
