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@thypickles

all pronouns, my life is a mess and I live for the chaos!!!
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Hunter having a manic moment and loudly making a new shirt from scratch at 3 AM until one of his guardians comes down and asks him what he’s doing and he just holds up a bright pink shirt that says “Child Soldier” in funky cursive writing with sparkles and glitter and deadpan goes “Coping.”

twyla canonically missing the destruction of her home and family bc she’s too busy doing poppers and possibly having sex with a chipmunk like. who’s doing it like her???

absolutely losing it over the queens playing an entire first session and only afterwards realizing that pc death is an actual thing that can happen

like. the indignation 😂😂😂

Sorry just watched nimona and I’m still not over that there was a little girl in the monster. In this big scary beast that everyone told stories about and built walls against there was a little girl and she just wanted to be included and loved. The trans allegory is so heartbreaking and so true

the feeling i get when a dungeon master wraps everything up with a neat little bow and all the players gasp and have to take a second. mwah. “that mist turns to smoke and that smoke smells like cedar” brennan i will kiss you on the mouth i stg.

If you’re coming here for twitter please be advised that established tumblr users are entitled to put you in the stocks and throw tomatoes at you at any time. And you have to smile and tell them that you’re grateful for it btw

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your mama so birds we use to think she just dissapeared in winter but found out later about how that all worked

bob going all in on descriptions of gertrude’s magic is on the level with oscar describing rue’s fits like the power of a first time player who knows how to perform and is thrilled to get to do it in a dnd context

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN