one thing about me is that i will buy a beverage
its the perfect post everything asked is answered
why is this post diagrammed like an nfl analysis
i love crying in front of a mirror i am both audience and performer i am narrator and narrated this is a self referential tragicomedy and i should start a youtube channel
maggie nelson // bluets
The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito
aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit
Some of us are trying to be Gomez actually
honorable. respectable. where would we be without you
gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour
the DELIVERY
Shakespeare would write this
THAT’S THE BITCH FROM THE TAKING OUT THE TRASH VIDEO
That Thor voice fuckin’ one-shotted me
Jared, 19, is the king’s half brother?!
jared,19 the bastard prince who cannot read
so fucked up that like actually going to bed earlier and exercising and eating well and being kind to urself does actually make u feel a bit better. that is so messed up
lime
lime- you seem like you drink monster
unfortunately this is very true. i have a Problem <3 i went to the store tonight to replenish my supply. there are 3 empty cans on my desk. here is a picture of my tabs from thr last 2 weeks:
no you see I have to buy that little silly purchase that isn’t essential or I’ll kill myself










