Redcliffe Village Chantry

It SNOWED in MISSISSIPPI!!! It ended up being the heaviest snow since the 1880s! Anyway I saw a lot of people making videos of their dogs experiencing snow for the first time so this happened

I love that snails can cringe so hard their entire face disappears

*a snail expirencing snow for the first time*

It’s ok little buddy. Same thing happens to me when it’s cold outside too 😞

It’s so funny to me that if you show up at Redcliffe without Alistair that Teagan will ask if hes still alive and you can just be like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Unfortunately” asjdjfjkgkgdklhgsl

4. “What are you, a cop?”

dragon age origins dialogue options

1. Of course, dear. Absolutely. I will help you. I always have time to help those in need.

2. Mayhaps. Perhaps if, there is coin in it. If there is profit.

3. (Persuade) I’m gonna help them but Morrigan please don’t yell at me.

4. fuck you

@ghostcurse @safetytank

yes but this post is about DAO

fine

you have an answer for everything dont you

im going to shit myself

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

who is leon dbd

ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he... wh.... why does he sound like that

this literally is not an exaggeration

https://youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY

The comments on the YT video are also hilarious

More comments that made me laugh:

It’s also worth noting that Leon’s VA for dbd Riley McShane knew exactly what he was doing.

the shrinkflation shit gets me so heated like it’s one thing for companies to nakedly gouge their prices in response to economic factors. at least that’s being open about fucking you. but for them to also quietly sell you less, gradually decreasing the amount of product you actually get… it just makes my blood boil. there’s really no direction we aren’t being suffocated from

this may seem extreme but I think if you are anyone involved in this process you should kill yourself

Okay wait. Is that why 2x4s aren’t literally 2" by 4"? I’ve been so so so mad about that because I thought it was a weird and inaccurate thing to call a 1.25" by 3.5" piece of wood a 2x4.

I’m even MADDER now.

I remember my woodshop teacher telling me it was because it was originally 2×4 before they smooth it but back then he said it was only like a ¼ inch difference

Legendary weapons always change form to reflect their user regardless of their original designs, with common forms in the past being swords of pure light, spears of diamond and bows of pure gold. The man before you has a rusty butter knife, but it emanates an unmistakable aura of power

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

I'm just trying to get the mood right

Reblog if you didn't notice the missing words

i hope they find a stupid tiny fish or something on mars and make mining illegal, just like the devil’s hole in california

these endangered bastards and their bathtub-sized habitat (just the surface shelf of a giant cave structure thanks) singlehandedly pissed off SO many businessmen lol

That addition is GOLD

I know it’s on purpose but still every dead choreographer is spinning in their grave

this is so brilliant but how many times did they just crash and send each other ass over teakettle during rehearsal

Absolutely true

what's the confusion? guy comes with an owl. your friends come over and hang out with the owl

seems to explain itself

haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there

In 2010 I prayed to live in a time when Taio Cruz’s Dynamite was no longer playing on the radio, and now in 2022 I’d fall to my knees in tears if I had the chance to go back  

🎵missing pieces of my skull, i’ll sew on patches of my own soul🎶

palamedes sextus, my beloved! this piece has been in my head for months, and it took so many tries to get it how i wanted. maybe someday it’ll get properly painted up, but for now here’s a bit of my favorite librarian, sex pal.