Reblogged ugly
my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

ben-c
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES

solace-itor
because your law teacher defeated the law
Reblogged elbombo
why is my biggest goal in life to be the Cool Lesbian Aunt™ with my Really Gay Wife™

artiiimus
same, but the only problem is that I’m straight ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lesbianparisgeller
im sorry but what ?????????
Reblogged funnyoo

halab1-deactivated20220711
Omg??
Reblogged ugly

spookylangsettte
scream bc this speaks to me on another level
Reblogged tuesday
sexemulators
Whatever you are, be a good one.
Abraham Lincoln (via quotethatword)
