Pigeon

Me just after opening a Word document

after arouind 9pm all music sounds better and all fanfic reads better BUT all thoughts become 97% less reliable. trust me im science

i have been informed this is called being "tired." but i am rejecting this hypothesis due to i am science

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out

sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

It’s just me and my big thighs against the world

in my slut era (I want to lace my fingers with yours and make little circles on the back of your hand with my thumb).

Gold memento mori ring set with a miniature painting of an eye, surrounded by seed pearls and a ring of plaited hair, circa 1810.

Weeping with unrestrained joy at the aquarium because I saw a fish

At the club checkin my tumblr notes

i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh

how is it that all of lucretia’s one liners in moonlighting always the funniest fucking shit 

I don't have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens

sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, no sun :(

more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, sun again

It's like I'm there

we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.

Touching grass isn't enough I need to be-