Whom’st’ve’nt

Me: yo dummy what’s this red liquid

Bro: aye man that’s die instantly soda don’t fuck round with that real shit

Me:

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

i know i want that ogre filling inside of me

Go on then

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

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ANIMATION ↳ THE LION KING (1994) DIR. ROB MINKOFF & ROGER ALLERS

choose your weapon

stab damage vs. crush damage

CAN YALL PLEASE

Lord Farquaad looks sus

what the fuck is happening

In case anyone was wondering this is where I go when I dissociate.

Lashawna going home was one of the biggest upsets I experienced in my childhood.

RIP yahoo answers

Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby

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Be able to talk to the three people I eat lunch with

Have a life?

I’d feel so much more confident about being social, taking chances, and do much better with change.

this internship would not be as hard as it is

Forget about nursing school and start chasing veterinary school instead.

Actually care about my OCs and not worried about how others view them

Go camping

break the school rules

Talk to more people and have more friends

Hold longer friendships with people

I’d be more social.. and show my fun part to people who actually think I’m boring

Be a singer.

Sing in front of people, go on a solo trip to another country.

ask for help when i need it, initiate conversations, cut my own hair

I’d have my dream job, have a car and have my own place …

Sleep

Ditch the façade that’s used for conforming to standards & expectations, do all the ‘frowned upon’ stuff I’ve been wanting to for ages!!

All of the above & be unabashedly open and excited about my interests in front of other people

just want to make sure this post is burned into everyone's retinas before yahoo answers shuts down

Pissing ass and killing rats. Happy Saturday baby

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WANDAVISION Appreciation Week day eight | free choice : wanda/vision “but mostly, you’re my love.”

ALL SHE WANTED WAS A FAMILY

im like 2% cute and 98% single

Can you be 100% mine?

no

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable. 

we need more women like this in law

Perish, fool