please watch unraveled
In honor of Tumblr’s titty ban, I now present a special edition of Mod EJ Nerds:
Today I visited the Israel Museum in Jerusalem, which has an amazing collection of archeological finds from all over the area. It was all fascinating and made my nerdy heart flutter, but I particularly noticed an absolute profusion of titties.
Small titties:
Big titties:
Flat titties:
Buxom titties:
Perky titties:
Saggy titties:
And hey, here’s the oldest archeological example of human figurative art! And guess what:
Titties
@staff fight me
@staff fucKING FIGHT ME
???????????????
this is how bad it is
banned for shroomy on main
kinglieste-moved-deactivated201
i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol
sinful pixels experiment: results
careful application of science has revealed that images are allowed to be approximately 5% sinful, as we can see from the following diagram:
actually if this keeps up i’m going to need a taller monitor
homosozialismus
nipple gender reveal party
surprise
I’m thinking: BEES!!!
it’s time to do science
how many times can i post this picture before a) shit hits the fan or b) the sinful pixels have been shrunken to unrecognizability?
fakehistory
The death of Tumblr. (2018)
i eagerly await their clarification on what exactly “female-presenting” means. is my nipple acceptable if it’s surrounded by power tools
