I could function in a society that had an actual nightlife that isn't synonymous with just clubbing. Where are the night markets what if I want to go to the library at midnight
in every workplace there should be a secret button you can press and if everyone presses it the workweek immediately ends and you can go outside and play instead of sending email
at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac
Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you
that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet
it was clickhole my bad
in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us
the other day I said "you're studying abroad??? what's her name??" and felt all the moisture in the room get violently sucked out of the air
In light of her 11 year prison sentence, I would like to share my favorite Elizabeth Holmes text.
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
Rocking chairs are proof autism and ADHD have always existed, there is no way a neurotypical person said “what if there was a special chair for rocking back and forth in”
i dont smoke cigarettes but they should let me have a smoke break where i burn stuff behind the restaurant
When I really really don't want male attention (like going to a laundromat alone at midnight) I try to wear frumpy clothes but it doesn't always work. Like I just put on a baggy tshirt and mom jeans but I still felt like I looked like one of Jerry's hot girlfriends on Seinfeld. Sorry idk whether to turn down the vanity so as not to annoy the mutuals, or to turn it up so as to annoy the haters