we r all faggots and pointless animals. curls up next to you and falls asleep on yr chest.
i love severance so much because the very first scene of the entire show is a middle aged man ugly crying alone in his car before going into work like how could i not become immediately Obsessed
divinity kink in less of a "fuck me in a nun habit" way and more of a "put me on my knees and rewrite my understanding of faith and show me what a loving god's hand feels like and give me mercy and wrath and splendor and leave your communion dripping from my lips and teach me how every part of my body was meant to worship you"
also divinity kink in a "my mortality corrupts you to turn into something that isn't entirely divine anymore" way, a "divinity is a lonely perch, let me drag you to the earth with my base soul" and "all may worship at your altar but whose altar do you bow to" way
of course i know the difference between yaoi and yuri. yuri is when two female praying mantis fall in love but can never embrace because if they did instinct and tradition would dictate that they bite each other's heads off in an act of mutually assured destruction. yaoi is when two male deer lock antlers while fighting and get tangled together, dooming at least one of them to die and the other to the choice to either die with them or pull away and carry the weight of the responsibility for their death as a part of them for the rest of their life.
There is something extraordinarily intimate about touching someone while not even looking at them. It says:
- I know exactly where you are in reference to me, I don’t even have to look when reaching for you.
- I’m so confident in our relationship I know exactly how you’ll react when I touch you, I don’t have to look and gauge your reaction at all.
- I can interact with you while giving only part of my attention to you, I trust you completely.
- If I’m giving a large portion of my attention elsewhere, I still need to somehow feel connected to you.
A single mom who works to jobs who loves her kids and never stops-
yes the bentley is traced I cant draw cars (let alone a fucking bentley) for the life of me
so crowley got custody of the kids whether he wanted to or not
bursting into tears because nothing happened. bursting into tears because something happened
This man never ceases to amaze me or amuse me
Lizzy McAlpine - an ego thing
Anonymous asked:
hey girl peeing hard or hardly peeing
peeing hard sister were cracking that porcelain
Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive
