Stop buying toys and gear from Am@z0n. Support LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE instead.

This is a repost from my old blog–with updates! Here is a massive list of recommendations of shops across the board. I put an emphasis on queer- or women-owned/focused shops but not all have been vetted or verified. Starred (***) shops are ones I have personally shopped at or my friends recommend. I focused on quality materials and reasonable (but not always cheap) pricing.

You have no excuse to be buying sex toys off of Am@z0n when all of these shops exist. Most Etsy shops offer free shipping on purchases over $35!

GENERAL

Shops that sell a variety of toys, tools, and gear

STANDARD TOYS

Shops that sell realistic or standard-shaped toys

FANTASY TOYS

Shops that sell fantasy-themed or non-standard toys. Alternatives to B@d Dr@g0n.

LEATHER

Shops that specialize in leather tools and gear

NON-LEATHER

Shops that specialize in leather alternative gear and tools–vegan friendly!

LINGERIE

Shops that sell lingerie and other undergarments

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

They look so good

GOD OKAY ALRIGHT

Imagine a boyband and one of them chooses the gimmick "the poiosner"

Like in interviews he drops hints that he's taken lives ans he jokes about not leaving your food with him and all his clothes have like snakes or green vials in the design

I stand by this, every boy band needs the bad boy, the nice one, the sensitive one, the athletic one and The Poisoner

This Amish barn lifting fancam

boobs are kind of like the tits of the chest

A non-binary robot with if/then pronouns. Is this anything

they're saying coffin flop's not a show. it's just hours and hours of footage of real people falling out of coffins at funerals. there's no explanation, just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting the pavement. they're saying-- it's impossible that that many dead bodies are falling out of coffins every day. and it's impossible that one out of every five of them are nude. i don't know what to tell you bud! we're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out! they're saying 'no way, you must have rigged something' I DIDN'T DO FUCKING SHIT. I DIDN'T RIG SHIT. I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR A HIT ON CORNCOB TV. I DIDN'T FUCKING DO THIS. they're saying we don't have the permissions of the family. i say we don't need permissions of the family. we're allowed to show 'em nude cause they ain't got no soul. the guys at Spectrum think i'm just some dumb hick. they said that to Me attt a dinner. call Spectrum and say "I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT. I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS. THERE'S WORSE SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS." this world's fucking so fucked up. and people are mad at me because i showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? really? I'M DONE. do what you want. pull the plug. i'll kill y ou

i never been the same since i drank that green vial

Jesus spent a month in the desert smoking fake carts with his androooooid charger

The gays in the local scene always call me mr.new york city because i would always come into the bar with a pizza slice in 1 hand an a coney island style hotdog in my other 1 hand & i would squeeze my arms together to hold a largw cocola & hopefully not spill it (yes i used a long straw to drink it..) usually i would go home right when i finish my snack but 1 time i let a drunk twunk bust on me in the bathroom cuz i liked his devil may care attitude.Hes long dead now & i miss him honestly i just wish i learnt his name so i could have 1 last hot dog in his honor before they run out and shit since they going to be replacing them with BugDogs made out of crickets & roaches smashed into a puddy since that seems to be the way sjws are taking this fcking crazy planet,making us eat dogs made of bugs for no reason other then made up bull shit to make us live in fear? Of what?

cutlery is a dangerous word one slip up and larry fucking gets it

This sentence turns into an active hostage situation exactly half way through it

hey girl are you from missouri because you're the only miss i'd yuri

tough crowd tonight

pussy adorable. pussy deplorable. christopher columbus, pussy explorable.

Found this thread on twitter and thought it was a great visual guide!

The Twitter post:

forklift who trusts you very much leading you to her nest where a newborn pallet jack is waiting and squealing and squeaking for milk and she is showing you this because she trusts ands loves you so much

A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

why do you hate women