THE IDEAS YOU RECEIVE FROM CHEESE CANNOT SAVE YOU

Conophytum Wittebergense is an uncommon succulent belonging to South Africa. It belongs to the Mesembryanthemum family and is known for its small, globular shape and unique, pebble-like look. The plant has little white or pink flowers that flower in the summer.

me looking at the image: that's a creepy thing to paint on a bunch of rocks but you do you me reading the caption: what the fuck holy shit what the fuck

blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

anyway hi little online friends i care about you too 🍄

RATING: NOT CUTE

this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.

i think it’s really funny when fandom people make fun of nonfandom people for not recognizing a fandom url. shit like “jackstanifold” or “strifesuccubus” or “hobocop” are not immediately recognizable as fandom references dude

“how did you not immediately recognize tumblr user ‘bigbluesoup’ as a fandom reference 😂” girl how was i expected to.

anyways put in the tags if you have a fandom url and how recognizable you think it is

always gotta be ready

This is what plays in my head every minute of every day.

Idk why but the girl with her arms up in the air like that is so annoying. please just follow the choreo

nobody asked but in context, she believes she’s literally responsible for holding up the sky

Aw fuck yeah. I take it back, keep your arms up girl I appreciate your hard work

i knew what this was as soon as i saw the brown dresses, Brett and I quote this around the house all the time

What's that poem about the cockroach and the moth where the cockroach is like "I wish I've ever wanted anything the way that moth wanted to burn itself up in that lantern" because we had to read that in high school and it still fucks me up to this day

Ok I found it it's called "the lesson of the moth by archy" and it's by Don Marquis

archy and mehitabel are a treasure, newspaper columnist Don Marquis wrote a lot of these free-verse poems in character as a cockroach named archy (always lowercase because he's a cockroach and can't reach the shift key!!) who was using his typewriter & while it started out as a way of poking gentle fun at the avant-garde poetry of his time (the 1910s - startling how little "avant-garde poetry" has moved forward, isn't it) it evolved over time into some genuinely beautiful and moving poetry

ALSO many of them have illustrations by Krazy Kat author George Herriman which are frankly iconic and adorable!!

this photo exudes a very Powerful energy

| Takoyaki

this entire video is great, but man that noise in the beginning Is SO SATISFYING!!!!

Holy shit I didn’t realize how important sound on is here.

the jingle sticks are not to be underestimated

the real question is how many people have *you* admitted you have a crush on to

u can’t have sex w me i Am completely pixelated down there

OP where is motorcycle dad

They should invent a world which is bearable for girls who are all alone

motorcyclists. are cowboys

3D Set Design, Mary Jilavyan and Davit Jilavyan

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.