10 posts!
what the heck (hell) is this
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
Wreck fucking shit, obviously. I'm Sir Crabbums now, you answer to me, asshole.
mmm block my canal daddy 😘
GAUD YOU MADE ME LOOK AT THIS IN FRONT OF MY INNOCENT FRIENDS. GAUD THEY HAVE MADE THEIR ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME. GAUD THEY ARE JUDGING.
i am a humble but delicious fish.
Not for long :)
hey what the FUCK does this mean
Four followers babey!
Due to my ever-increasing fame, I will share with you all yet another fun fact
Axolotls go BRRR real good.
You ever seen those lil guys? Lil wad of bubblegum with Quagsire's face? Aquatic bubblegum?
I love them. I want like 27
ah man three followers.
well
fun fact of the day
geese honk real good because they're challenging you to a death match
Loved this post *smooches you gently on the head*
An honor to be gently smooched upon my head by the CEO of Swag
ah man three followers.
well
fun fact of the day
geese honk real good because they're challenging you to a death match
tumblr please give me $4.20 in compensation, i promise i deserve it and will explain why in a minute
My biggest flex remains that gaud took my dumbass suggestion to change the price of donations to $4.20. where do you go once you've reached the top