Is this a mf POLAND REFERENCE??
Translation under the cut if you’re interested:

Is this a mf POLAND REFERENCE??
Translation under the cut if you’re interested:
Danny never came back after the lab accident, his ghost was stuck in the living realm for years, invisible and unable to interact with anything around him. His family couldn’t even hear him.
His ghost was locked in place there, for years after Jazz went off to college, after Maddie and Jack moved away for better funding. He stayed there and watched as the world moved on without him, watched cracks slowly cover the walls and animals make it their home until it was eventually torn down.
He’d haunted to workers by making their machines malfunction, and after about a year, the piles of concrete and rotted wood were fenced off and left alone.
And then he stayed even longer, floating atop the rubble of his grave home.
Danny, in LBM mode, decided he wanted to visit his sister at college.
The only problem, was that Gotham U. was a long flight while like this, so he chose the next best method of getting to her, by mail!.
When Sam Manson is dragged to Gotham for galas, she usually either keeps to herself, or catches up with her cousin, Tim Drake.
This time Danny was with her, and she immediately regrets letting the two of them meet.
Dc x dp prompt #19
Danny was in a new world while finding a few lost relics from the realms.
When he realized that this world had heroes, Atlanteans, and Aliens.?
Well, Clocky wouldn’t mind if he took some time to have some fun, these little chores were just to get the Observants off his back anyway.
First thing’s first, totally shifting his body to have a mer tail, he wanted to explore that city. Amorpho was a pretty good teacher, it’d be a shame to let those lessons go to waste while on these little adventures.
Next he’d have to find some Aliens.!
Danny is younger when he stepped into the portal, about 6-7 years old.
He was still old enough to know that his parents didn’t like ghosts, so he did what he’d seen kids do in so many of those cartoons.
He grabbed his oversized backpack that he’d just gotten for the new school year, packed it with some clothes and water, and he ran.
Though…
When Danny became the “High Prince”, Clockwork had oh so conveniently forgotten to mention that he’d have to learn magic.
Magic that could, apparently, trap him inside of his core and catapult him through space-time to be found by a child.
He probably should’ve waited for Princess Dora to come back before touching the magic glowing books…
Honestly Danny wasn’t sure how long he had been stuck in his core for, but he was tired of being used as a glorified talking crystal ball.
Even if that is technically what he was at the time.
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WHAT IF Danny and Damian were pen pals before Danny's accident. A school project for 8th grade. Damian was reluctant to participate but due to it being a grade and being pestered by his siblings that he would just scare the kid off anyways, he deciding to partake in this pen pal. Danny whose not suffering at school, just living a normal life at the moment, is being teased by Dash saying his pen pal could smell loser before even opening the letter. Asking Danny if his parents even let him open the letter or blast it thinking its a ghost. Which makes Danny who wasn't into this idea of writing a stranger more determined to do it. Besides they might only get one letter and teachers drop the subject. They might not even get it. So what the heck. Turns out they become the only ones that constantly wrote each other- even mailing it in person once the school ended the program. (Damian having a post box set up for letters)
Ghost: obviously the only thing I can do after 2 hours of sleep is beat my record and get 1 hour of sleep next time
Soap: *drinks 13 cups of coffee at once*
Gaz: *gets shot of out helicopter* wow, okay, rude
Y/n: I’ve been on a nonstop project for three weeks, Price still hasn’t noticed that I still haven’t slept
Price, crying: how the hell are you guys even still ALIVE?!?!?
I just thought of a funny DpxDC prompt.
Danny was at a convention in Gotham. He was also getting some unfavorable attention from someone that mistook him for a Wayne and get them to leave him alone when he spots Bruce Wayne. He immediately goes up to Bruce and goes “There you are dad! This guy won’t stop following!”
Bruce, barely paying attention, on cloud nine because one of his kids needs help, just helps Danny and threatens the other person to take them to court for stalking his son or something.
Danny says his thanks and leaves.
Bruce doesn’t realize Danny wasn’t one of his kids until later.
I wasn't going to post this, because this was like my first attempt at drawing these assholes, but here we are. The brother is Tim. Btw. Because I think Tim would be the one to go to jail.
DC x DP Prompt
Superman held the ghost boy by the back of his suit. He looked young, so he didn’t want to hurt him. Batman walked over and took the ghost boy from him, who promptly calmed down from his fit when he saw him.”This one’s mine.” He said. The ghost shot him a glare, which didn’t faze him one bit as he set him down.”Pout all you want, you agreed to the adoption and I’ve got the papers to prove it.”
ghost king au!danny and fright knight have such a fun potential dynamic. like the fright knight wants to do such a good job and serve the ghost king. he's proud of his boss and is gunning for employee of the month meanwhile danny is like "oh great this fucker again. please don't show up at my physics lecture again. i had to gaslight the entire class into thinking you were a cosplayer floating around on wires. i had to gaslight physics majors. do you know how hard that is" and then fright knight is like "understood. never again, my liege" and pulls the same shit the next week while danny's at the dentist
Imagine the neck strain of looking up at the batcomputer for hours
How the tables have turned
Oswald tries to find a way to make the ice in the Iceberg Lounge never melt so he recruits the help of Maddie and Jack Fenton who have recently patented an ecto ice machine.
Dc x dp idea 82
Bernard has a new online conspiracy theorist friend.
Tim is at least happy bernard has less conspiracy theories about the bats. However him going off about a whole branch of the government deemed as guys in white is a bit much.
Now. He sure the two are just feeding off one another.
But it gets a tad too specific at times. Bernard going into detailed accounts of different ghost then ways they may have died?
A tiny ghost in a suit of armor. He is even claiming that his online friend is actually king of an entire dimension of elite ghost warriors? But his friend hadn’t realized it yet.
Honestly if his friend whose username is d3as0rAliv3? wasn’t coming to visit Gotham. Which he has no idea why anyone would come here he’d be hunting him down right now.
He’ll still do his research of course. Tim will also accompanying Bernard for the meet up. Just to be on the safe side.
Now when they got to the library. He most certainly wasn’t expecting a kid their age with a black eye and bruising around the wrists.
Especially not that Danny actually had proof of this GIW and the fact they were actively hunting down beings from a dimension called the infinite realm.
Maybe it wasn’t all a conspiracy theory. How on earth did Bernard find the one person who could prove their was a secret government agency hell bent on breaking the meta protection acts.
i’ve seen people talk about bruce accidentally calling tim jason and making it angsty and shit and don’t get me wrong i love it, but also,, that’s just what parents do tbh
ive got two sisters, i get called by their names multiple times a day. there’s no way bruce is sitting there with how every many fucking kids and not mixing up their names
you can also tell what sort of things you’re parents associate with you by what they instinctively call you. for example if you drop smth and get called your siblings name first, chances are that’s the sibling that your parents think drop things a lot
i’ve gotten yelled at for doing things my sister typically do and tbh it’s fucking hilarious to have my parents go “(siblings name)-! I MEAN LORE!” and my sibling gasping in betrayal
anyways my point is, we need to utilize this more. imagine tim or jason doing some reckless jump off a building and getting called dick. or steph arguing with tim and getting called jason. or duke bringing an animal home and getting called damian. like the opportunities are endless and the offended gasps from both children is priceless
# 46 dcxdp
Jason and the bats had just saved a bunch of kids for traffickers but Jaso could not find his kid, he was getting ready to make an excuse so he can go and summon Danny when Nightwing came up to him had said that he had a kid that wanted to talk to Red Hood. He ask where was the kid and Nightwing pointed over to where the kid was sitting, he told Nightwing that he would talk to her. After he saw Nightwing leave Jason walk over and hug his daughter and told her they were leaving, he pick her up and started to grapple to his motorcycle. When he heard the others start to yell at him he told them he would explain later after getting home and putting her to bed, he sat down and tried to figure out how to explain he had knocked up the ghost king
Dick: if I was an animal, what animal do you think I would be? Serious answers only!
Wally: a rooster!
Jason: A Rat.
Tim: A Rat.
Duke: A Rat.
Cass: A Rat.
Steph: you’d be a Rat.
Damian: Grayson you’re a rat.
Dick: >:( I think I’d be a wolf!
Dick: I think so too.
Duke: did you just-
Dick: I would be a wolf-lion hybrid mix.
Damian: ???
Dick: King of the junjile- the junjile but still social and with it and ferocious.
Alfred: As you can see the pain medication is still very much in effect. If you all would be so kind as to let him rest rather use him for amusement? Out! The lot of you!
# 48
John Constantine has been looking for a spell to help Danny who had been shrinking down John keeps him in his coat pocket he had been called to help to fight a magic being after they won he headed back to the house of mystery and went to pull Danny out and get something for them to eat but Danny was not there and after going around looking he figured out that he may have fallen out during the fight
Robin had seen a creature in the con man's pocket as they were fighting the supernatural creature he saw the creature go flying out of John's pocket and hit a piece of the building after the fight he snook off to find the creature he finds it injured and decides that the con man is not fit to take care of this animal and hides him so he can take back to Gotham