penisennui:
(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’
I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.
A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”
Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”
i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory
I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me
Cady Heron + Pop Culture References MEAN GIRLS (2004), dir. Mark Waters.
melonmemes
Word, like why are people mad children are growing up with way less traumas and heartaches than us ?!
killmoncoochie
If you want your children to suffer how you suffered pls don’t have any children
Constantly sanitizing everything in stores
Wearing MEDICAL masks when you’re sick.
Curbside pickup and 50% capacity
Knowing a greater number of grown adults are washing their hands. With water AND soap.
More outdoor seating at restaurants in urban areas. That needed to catch on here in America anyway
Online access to jobs which have traditionally been cited as being “impossible” to do from home, thus preventing a large percentage of disabled people from being able to work or attend online classes.
terryfuck
sweatpants at work
Better* unemployment pay. *it’s not great but that extra 600 really helped people
Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle
The reading comprehension on this website……….
ghostjulie
i love stupid people more than anything ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀
softblockwashere-deactivated202
delta-syrup
They really said “sorry”
Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad
I'm just trying to get the mood right
The Harry Potter fandom might disagree on a lot of things, but there are some things that we all agree on:
- Umbridge is a bitch
- Sirius “only one will die tonight” Black is the biggest fucking drama queen
- Draco is hopeless at cooking. He can and will burn down the house.
- JKR is a huge fucking asshole and she is disowned from this fandom
- Umbridge is a bitch
- Wolfstar. Is. Canon.
- Dorcas Meadows and Marlene McKinnon were huge lesbians
- Umbridge is a bitch
- calmly
- James Potter was the mother hen of the marauders and if you think otherwise you are wrong
- Minerva “all tests set by a competent teacher” “have a biscuit Potter” McGonagall is the biggest badass of all time.
- Did i mention that Umbridge is a fucking bitch
Feel free to add more
- Harry "there's no need to call me sir, professor" Potter had some of the biggest dick energy possible to be possessed by one single person.
Staged - the Saga of David’s Don Juan in Soho Mug
Bonus (mug & Myrtle):
It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia
hallelujah, here i go again