Thoughts of an X-Factor

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When this person talks about "The daily grind", they mean it in the most hardcore of ways.

it’s always why the fuck are you making a periodic table blanket and never how was the periodic cloak did you have fun wearing the periodic cloak

I, for one, hope that you had a lot of fun wearing that. I know I would!

Republicans do not see children as humans. They are fodder deserving of nothing.

They don't do anything "for the children" except hurt and exploit them.

Honestly if anyone tries to tell you the racism and antisemitic overtones in the Harry Potter books were accidental, remind them she is a fan of Matt Walsh.

As in, Matt “women are most fertile at 16 and teen pregnancy is only an issue because men aren’t responsible enough to marry them” Walsh.

Matt “abortion is evil and arranged marriage is great” Walsh.

Matt “besties with Ben Shapiro and part of alt right news site The Daily Wire” Walsh.

That guy.

JKR isn’t a feminist. She isn’t even a lib. She’s an alt-right Tory.

The film she’s referring to is Matt Walsh’s “What Is A Woman” which if you’re so unlucky you may have seen trailers of the past couple years on YouTube. It’s more or less just him asking queer people to define what it means to be a woman and getting mad at the answers they give before cutting to him narrating why this is delusional nonsense destroying western society or whatever. The whole thing is predictably disingenuous as you may expect, but what’s most important here is this:

“What Is A Woman” is a film you can watch only on the daily wire’s website, and (at least at the time these tweets were made) was only viewable if you were a paying subscriber.

Let me say that again with emphasis,

JKR is, or has been, subscribed to at least one alt-right propaganda site.

You don’t just accidentally stumble upon that, and even if you did, you wouldn’t stay there long enough to pay them money if you were a feminist because half the weirdos who post on the daily wire post anti-feminist garbage, and I’m not even just talking about the forced birth whining or whatever, Brett Cooper has stated before that she would rather lose her right to vote than lose the right to own firearms. Ben Shapiro is a rampant slut shamer. Jordan Peterson spews incel rhetoric CONSTANTLY.

So can we, if but for a moment, stop pretending the ONLY criticism of JKR is that she’s transphobic. It’s not. It isn’t. This isn’t even the only alt-right creep she’s on friendly terms or even openly a fan of. If you want a full commentary on JKR flirting with the alt-right, there’s a video here with screen shots and such. Most if not all of the tweets are still up if you want to verify that this guy didn’t just make them in photoshop.

And if you want some specific examples of the blatant racism, fatphobia, pro-authoritarian, transphobia, homophobia, and good old fashioned misogyny in the Harry Potter books that you can point to the next time a TERF starts a tirade about how JKR is actually GIRLBOSS FEMINIST or whatever to remind them that she isn’t JUST transphobic, there is a very long and extensive video that covers the basics so you don’t have to re-read all of the books just to prove to yourself you didn’t imagine all of that bigotry.

I was actually going to make a compilation of all of this myself before I happened upon these videos in my recommended list on YouTube, I won’t look a gift horse in the mouth here.

Things that have actually happened in pro wrestling:

The world’s strongest man slept with a 77 year old woman who then gave birth to a severed human hand, which grew up and re-appeared years later.

It was established that these two are related.

One wrestler kidnapped another’s mother and declared that their match would become a “Judy Bagwell on a forklift match” with a straight face.

Ladder match for a kid’s custody papers.

WWE’s CEO was going to do a storyline where he was straight-up murdered in a limo explosion, and the only reason he didn’t is because another wrestler died for real shortly after it started.

The inventor of the ‘mandible claw’ move, Doctor Sam Sheppard, became a wrestler after being acquitted of murdering his wife and not being able to go back to his old job because his skills rusted in prison. He used the name ‘Killer Sam Sheppard’ and claimed he could murder a man with his surgery skills, because I guess he just said ‘fuck it’ at that point.

Danhausen.

One wrestler got demon powers by running into the demon king Balor one night and beating the shit out of him on the side of the road.

One wrestler who was previously a cult leader and demonic murder clown is currently being haunted by his southern gentleman brain demon.

Wrestler and his southern gentleman brain demon teamed up to beat the shit out of someone in a match sponsored by mountain dew.

Someone almost won a match by rocking his opponent to sleep, tucking him in with a blanket, pillow, and kiss on the forehead, and having the ref very quietly count to three. It almost worked, but then the ref sneezed and the sleeping guy immediately kipped up and kicked his ass.

Vampires.

Rey Mysterio got thrown off the roof of a multi-story building and apparently didn’t die from that.

Dad beat the shit out of his son in a match sponsored by cinnamon toast crunch. The son turned evil in the first place because a lady repeatedly beat him up and choked him out with her legs until he joined forces with her.

One wrestler’s entire career up until his gimmick change was revealed to be a hallucination in the mind of an asylum patient, who then got possessed by Satan and murdered the two doctors watching over him before escaping and promptly going back to wrestling.

Someone looked at the black lives matter movement and said “what if we did that but instead of helping black people they wanted to destroy wwe.”

Undertaker got beaten up by middle-eastern terrorists.

There were plans for this man to be revealed as having planned 9/11.

What an art form.

And people ask me why I love wrestling? No other art form will give you this.