who's packing me lunch

Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

Under the tree, or under the old fort?

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

A lovely choice!

Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

Sounds fun!

Which shell should he pick up?

This one

That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.

Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

the gift of friendship :)

Friendship acquired!

Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

So many options!

Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

Seasar salad

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

What about that sword in the first panel?

The circle is complete.

Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

I got a lot of comments like these, and I hope all of you realize that I chose these options. I chose which comments to reblog. I chose to let my own dichotomies be broken.

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

M ILKY E H

IT HAS RETURNED

FOUND IT

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

where the hell have i been all month.... WORKING ON THIS SHIT!!!!

check out the drawfee merch store, and also the Very Good I Swear ad i made!!

thank you always!!!

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

cheers to the “bruce wayne is not batman” tag on ao3

or alternatively, au where dr wayne moonlights at doc thompkins clinic where he keeps meeting these teen vigilantes….. WHOSE kids are these? who let these INFANTS out to fight crime? anyway he uses his sleeper detective skills to track down the vigilantes and…??? be their dad??

omg wait. the drake estate also has a cave system underneath that tim finds and opens it up as a base of operations and thats where the bat theme came from. i TAKE your batcave and i SHIFT it one plot of land to the left.

so to be clear, i am Not writing this fic but if i DID for civilian bruce AU….

5 times bruce could pretend the gotham bats were not his children + 1 time he couldn’t

i have no idea what is happening but this is the drama level im proposing for finale

theres no way the kids are subtle about it and one wolf in me wants pure crack with totally oblivious bruce, and the other wolf wants bruce who Knows But Is In Denial. or, in classic batdad fashion, has no idea how to broach the topic.

FOR ME BABAYYYYYYY

ergonomic

GHOST TRICK HEADS WE WON

you should play ghost trick

ghostt trick

i want mineral water with as many minerals as you can physically put in the water

i want you to get the water, go outside, pick up a piece of gravel, and dissolve it into the water

i want my water to crunch when i chew it, like eating sand

i want to guzzle wet pebbles

i am chewing on damp basalt as we speak

i want silt

i want sand

i want clay

i want loam

in my mouth

crickey what

why is there a Heian period japanese illustration of this exact event

this is just a joke ! i don’t have a refrigerator in here.

you want the truth? you want the fucking truth????

you ever listen to a playlist and all of the sudden a song that has incredible blorbo energy comes on you're you're just like this

[image Description: a simply drawn person is wearing headphones and looking bored. Then their eyes dilate in amazement and they think “blorbo”. End ID]

[hoarsely] is everyone ok

*covered in blood and debris* [shakily] yeah

[unseen, muffled] doing awesome

*shining a flashlight down at all of you* Hey, that almost went exactly to plan! 

A hand silently pokes out from the rubble and into the circle of light to flip the bird.

“average nimbasa city citizen has 3 partnered joltiks” factoid just a statistical error. joltiks emmet, who lives in the subway and has more than 10000 partnered joltiks, is an outlier and should not have been counted

Practice makes perfect and we're not there yet!👍

The goblin meets your eyes and nods in agreement, unable to believe this shit either.

Seeing her going increasingly apeshit for this drink as the ingredients get added is SO GOOD, lmao.

well, uh. 'twas pretty brillig, actually. the slithy toves totally gyred and gimbled in the wabe, and you know the borogoves? they were all like. mimsy, and shit. and don't even get me started on the mome raths.