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I saw something like this floating around on tumblr and wanted to add to it

IM SO HAPPY THERE ARE TWO VERSIONS

Equalityyyyyyyyy

“you were right”

i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

I feel as fucking useless as a white fucking crayon

u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend

that was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read

The truth of this smacks you 100% in the face.

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

FINALLY

One of the things I like about this: they’re doing it without shouting down women.

Because “that doesn’t happen to guys” *IS* a feminist issue. Male victims of abuse being dismissed, blamed or ridiculed because they weren’t “manly” enough is a part of patriarchy. And you can raise awareness of that without dismissing other feminist issues or bringing it up as a “counter argument” to problems women face.

MRAs, take note. This is how you actually support men’s rights.

We should have a holiday called Space Day, where lights are to be shut off for at least an hour at night to reduce light pollution, so we can see the galaxy.

YES

I LIKE THIS

make this happen now

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

websites for when you want to:

look at this picture

when you see it, you cannot unsee it

it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

okay for anyone really struggling with this like I did, the tail of the bird is her leg sticking out and pointing. Then the shape of the head of the bird is made by her draping her arm over her head.

CRUNCH

This is me right now with my watermelon

Real recognizes real.