I don't think I'll ever be over Defunctland's last name being Perjurer. Mind-bogglingly intense and thorough research, and this fucker's name is Person Who Makes Shit Up.
batterkind
HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!
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disneyisqueen
The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious
I will always reblog Mr. Electric Kill Him
It’s so funny
I love forcing my friends to watch garbage slashers with me. There was a scene in the most recent one I watched where a girl said "Omg guys we have to run! There's a psycho killer!!" and the slasher appeared behind her and said "Qu'est-ce que c'est?" before killing her and the booing from the chat was so loud it drowned out the movie for a solid minute
Broke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in a Bethesda game Woke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in ANY video game
partyatsanguines
Woke Supreme™: blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong IRL
Bespoke: Blaming Todd Howard when things go wrong IRL In front of Actual Todd Howard
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I had to gif this part of the MSM2 trailer Peter fucking reduced this guy's balls to atoms
I have to share some highlights from the notes
why do you keep leaving these in the tags
she is literally eating a can of dog food
god forbid women do anything
why does the chain by fleetwood mac go so hard there's no beat drop or anything just a guitar/bass instrumental and lyrics that absolutely fuck
'oh vampires cant walk into peoples houses without being invited' well neither can I. its rude
This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy
“I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming, pounce over the counter and eat the entire five kilograms of cheese”
professional-chaotic-dumbass
“we’re sending in the least threatening among us”
the transition from “WE’re sending in the least threatening among us, in a fluffy cardigan” to I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan"
sure is something
disliking a character not because I actually find them annoying or whatever but because the people who like that character are insufferable
quick what is everyone doing right now
lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship ⬇️
i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it
that was like watching someone very skillfully assembling a stained-glass window just to watch someone else dropkick it
fun facts
- MCR's album The Black Parade tells the story of a man who is dying, and his journey through death and beyond. About "Welcome to The Black Parade", Gerard Way said: "I’d like to think that when you die death comes for you however you want, and I feel that it’s your strongest memory—either from childhood or adulthood... For this particular character called ‘The Patient,’ his strongest memory is of being a child and his father is taking him to this parade. So when death comes to him, it comes in the form of a Black Parade"
- Tom DeLonge wrote "All The Small Things" about his then-girlfriend and eventual wife, Jenna Jenkins. His anecdotes-- like the one about her leaving flowers on the stairs-- actually happened. band member Mark Hoppus said: "Tom is totally, 100 percent faithful to his girlfriend. He’s pretty straightforward: He hangs out with his girlfriend, and he believes in aliens"