If you love that poem about the cow with two heads your a freak. I saw it and didnt shed a tear and was back to reading amazing posts on Facebook within seconds
I like'd it
Anonymous asked:
I MEANT VERBALLY ATTACKING CHARACTER
mock him while he's down
I hit Thor with bricks
Anonymous asked:
mayhaps whence thine brother passes by your chamber, may you make some unscrupulous attacks on his character and report back on his reaction and behavior after the fact!
jolly good will make a good chuckle for us all
thor walked past me and i turned the floor into corn nuts. And he died in the process? So maybe have some fucking respect………..
Im subsumed by nuts
The dead speak!
The nuts pop when I zap them please help
Anonymous asked:
mayhaps whence thine brother passes by your chamber, may you make some unscrupulous attacks on his character and report back on his reaction and behavior after the fact!
jolly good will make a good chuckle for us all
thor walked past me and i turned the floor into corn nuts. And he died in the process? So maybe have some fucking respect………..
Im subsumed by nuts
god fucked up making komodo dragons super venomous aggressive and all around unsuitable for domestication. those beafts should be in our homes
if i had this thing in my lap i think everything would be alright i bet it would love being scratched on the head if it wasnt already so fond of chewing me and empoisoning me and smacking me hard with its horrible tail
Anonymous asked:
How do you feel now that love and thunder confirmed thor loves goats
IDK how to tell you this bro but the centuries old endless sources of Norse mythology and culture are what confirmed that Thor loves goats
Thor my best friend Thor how do u feel about having giant goats in the official cinematic universe
Ive Always Had Them.
Anonymous asked:
didnt you die
That was weeks ago dude. Things change
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Anonymous asked:
i thought you and thor lived in an apartment!
i live in avengers tower . thor hangs out wherever
I live inside your mind
Anonymous asked:
How’s thor doing
hes okay but he died and fell down the stairs and hasn't graduated from law school yet and got arrested from tax fraud and pieces of his DNA got mailed to different galaxies so they could clone him but more importantly and i can stress this enough he is alive in miami
It’s always “why did you go out in the storm” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the storm The storm looked fun was it fun
I’m banned from NewYork City on account of I ate so much of those buildings they have
Under my wizard's robe theres just not any thing at all
Don;t know that this is true .
Fine. Ive got bees down there