the ocean is closed forever because a sea cucumber threw up
*eating a ploughmans lunch* so, how long until it kicks in?
These pickled onions ain't shit
Me 5 minutes later:
he has a name :(
My cousin Throckmorton died?????
HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE'VE A BEAST TO SLAY
I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin
Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin literally sounds like the joke name someone would make up if they didn't know the actual answer
oh you KNOW he’s got that big bushy mustache
He looks exactly like the guy that would invent zeppelins
buses are like beautiful gentle beasts to me. i approach the doors with a sugar cube in my outstretched palm going "sh sh shh"
best type of bands are the ones you can picture sleeping in one comically large bed tucked in all in a row with matching night gowns and caps before they all say good night :) to each other. and they have to make music too i guess
mp3pirate
Sleepover time
quitting my job to pursue my childhood dream of drinking a glass of water
obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.
This is the funniest addition to this post
i like that the name nuzlocke stuck. like the original thing was just called hard mode but it featured a nuzleaf named after locke from lost and to this day its still called a nuzlocke. theres even variations like wonderlocke. like the locke part became a suffix. i like that. i really like how words happen
thats him
the grinch was funded and given weapons by belgian police as well as key NATO figures
