NCIS Gibbs Rules
#1a Never let suspects stay together #1b Never screw over your partner #2 Always wear gloves at a crime scene #3a Don't believe what you're told. Double check #3b Never be unreachable #4 The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself second best? Tell one other person if you must There is no third best #5 You don't waste good #6 Never say you're sorry, it's a sign of weakness #7 Always be specific when you lie #8 Never take anything for granted #9 Never go anywhere without a knife #10 Never get personally involved in a case #11 When the job is done, walk away #12 Never date a co-worker #13 Never, ever involve a lawyer #15 Always work as a team #16 If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it #18 It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission #22 Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation #23 Never mess with a Marine's coffee #27 There are 2 ways to follow someone: First way, they never notice you Second way, they only notice you #35 Always watch the watchers #36 If you feel you're being played, you probably are #38 Your case, your lead #39 There is no such thing as coincidence #40 If it seems someone is out to get you, they are #42a Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you #42b To get the right answers, you have to ask the right questions #44 First things first, hide the women and children #45 Clean up the mess that you make #51 Sometimes - you're wrong #69 Never trust a woman that doesn't trust her man Unnumbered: Don't work the system when you can work the people And remember: A slap to the face is an insult - to the back of the head is a wake-up call Leroy Jethro Gibbs
