A Little Mayhem Never Hurt Anyone

Get you a me...

Reverse socks

Get a grip, Greg.

Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

This may be my favourite so far.

Teasing a girl and making her a dripping mess before eating her out is so fucking good cause the moment your tongue comes in contact they literally melt and taste so fucking good.

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if it’s with you i’m down